CY2508 Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 It widnae be Hoots wid it?? Haha how did you guess?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Snuffleupagus Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Surname: Feeley Nickname: Touchy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballymoneyyin Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 A former colleague of mine, from the army, was unfortunately and rather humorously known as fags and shite. As that's what he smelt like. Special mentions for Pies, The Arse, Undies, Jobbyeyes, Teddybear eyes, The Shepard's Crook or The Human Question Mark and Hairyhands. Who are all these lassies? I assume they're all from Dundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 My Uncle has been known as Rat for ~35 years simply because his brother was called Mouse for the obvious reason (although he must have shot up). During my childhood I flippantly said to my brother "we should call you Nasa because you put the ball so far over the bar when you shoot for goal". He's been known as that ever since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 I know a guy called "two scoops" cause his middle names are Walls and Mackie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 My dad was known at work as moon on account of his baw face, nepotism got me a summer job and I was quickly referred to as half moon My best friend at school was called Pan at primary age for similar reasons (relatively round face) and it's still his primary name now he's 30. Duckman on page 1 of this reminds me of Duck, because he apparently looked like a duck. Never quite saw the resemblance, but went along with it anyway. I also ended up being in a serious relationship with a girl dubbed Genital Warts, simply because it sounded like her actual name when said quickly. That was rather unfortunate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 ^^^^^needs a new sig. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisleysaints Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 His nickname chicken Reason surname currie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Surname: Rothery Nickname: Daylight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Who are all these lassies? I assume they're all from Dundee Haha no they're all male and from all over the UK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 There's a boy down my way who is known as pies. Not very funny or unique I accept, but due to this nickname his younger brother is known as "sausage rolls". Always makes me chuckle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 I've also come across (not literally) the following, 'Tess' Tickle 'Pickle' Dunion 'Safety' Harness 'Piss' Sample 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 ^^^^^needs to see a doctor. Can I get a second opinion? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Can I get a second opinion?Aye, you're a p***k as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Aye, you're a p***k as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Worked with a gay guy with the surname Roughly (honest) who got called 'do-me'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Had a Crawley at school and he was Crawley Bum Lick, shortened to Bum. used to drive him nuts Used to work with someone whose second name was Toal...nicknamed Dish. Apparently his brother was Terry. An old gaffer from years ago, creepy little shite he was too, allegedly was caught wanking at work. Was renamed Chugger A guy that used to drink in my local at the time...just so happened to be the pub pest as well, came in one night with a trenchcoat and a pair of shades on. Then known as the Matrix My favourite one is Neil Warnock. Nicknamed Colin. Remove the letters colin from neil warnock and you are left with the letters ewarnk. Rearrange to make a well known word. And you get what Neil Warnock is. Must have taken some serious thought to come up with that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 (edited) An old boss in work got called Mr Burns. He heard about the nickname, and was quite chuffed, because he imagined it was because he was no-nonsense and strict like the old guy in The Simpsons. Took the wind out of his sails when he found out it was because he looked a bit like Simon Weston. Edited November 3, 2013 by Hillonearth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
)typically Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 My best friend at school was called Pan at primary age for similar reasons (relatively round face) and it's still his primary name now he's 30. Duckman on page 1 of this reminds me of Duck, because he apparently looked like a duck. Never quite saw the resemblance, but went along with it anyway. I also ended up being in a serious relationship with a girl dubbed Genital Warts, simply because it sounded like her actual name when said quickly. That was rather unfortunate. Im trying to figure this one out: Jenny Talwarts? Janet Alwarts? Janetta L Warts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Jennifer Watts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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