Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 I know you're more sophisticated than that pair - you'd have gone for extra virgin olive rape seed oil instead of that vulgar cooking oil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nightfly Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Police causing a sand storm (Some tabloids also printed this story). http://m.plymouthherald.co.uk/Naked-woman-sandcastle-built-police-causes/story-29294417-detail/story.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Nah he is a w****r. He will have his day. Thought he was a hard c**t. To be fair, he was a hard cùnt. The sad thing is he can't move on. I was informed of the book a while ago, I'm interested in reading it if that is the boy writing it tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 No he wasn't. He had people do most of his shite. He had a gun, which of course you already know that story. Also he tried to mess with a Satan slave which was very silly of him. He is a c**t I think his finest moment came when he got himself wedged into the "Britain's most feckless father murder trial" a few years back. He picked up the blood soaked killer minutes after the murder and drove him around Dundee with a boa constrictor round his neck. Some boi http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/dad-17-kids-15-mums-1743193#wJPqsKPIwaF2wTJu.97 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Police causing a sand storm (Some tabloids also printed this story). http://m.plymouthherald.co.uk/Naked-woman-sandcastle-built-police-causes/story-29294417-detail/story.html "Some people may have seen it, and brought back bad memories"? Only those that were abused by their parents/guardians on trips to the beach perhaps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Police causing a sand storm (Some tabloids also printed this story). http://m.plymouthherald.co.uk/Naked-woman-sandcastle-built-police-causes/story-29294417-detail/story.html Best bit about that story is the fact they felt the need to pixelate her boob on the first picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Jurassic Park found in Moray. https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/moray/928739/barbed-wire-fence-sees-village-likened-jurassic-park/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Jurassic Park found in Moray. https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/moray/928739/barbed-wire-fence-sees-village-likened-jurassic-park/ Yesterday residents had no idea who the anonymous artist who created the movie tribute is. I'm calling b0ll0cks on that. I'd guess Rafford is a fairly small place? That is a well created sign, someone knows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Mutton mayhem as Sheep in Wales munch marijuana and go mental: http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/7175382/Sheep-scoff-marijuana-dumped-by-roadside-and-go-on-psychotic-rampage.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Mutton mayhem as Sheep in Wales munch marijuana and go mental: http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/7175382/Sheep-scoff-marijuana-dumped-by-roadside-and-go-on-psychotic-rampage.html :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Stirling woman admires impressive bush. http://swns.com/news/huge-web-weaved-by-thousands-of-tiny-caterpillars-engulfs-scottish-car-park-73284/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Not sure whats going on here. Has this c**t actually gone back and reconstructed him lying in a ditch after falling off his motorbike? https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/perth-kinross/179343/hands-gods-scaa-biker-bash-crash-rider-relives-terrifying-crash/ Maybe they've got stock photos of leather clad organ donors lying crumpled next to their bikes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Looks like the Aberdeen city licensing board is full of royal arse lickers. https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/licensing-hours-extended-aberdeen-mark-queens-birthday/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Looks like the Aberdeen city licensing board is full of royal arse lickers. https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/licensing-hours-extended-aberdeen-mark-queens-birthday/ Joey Barton likes this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Woman makes car go arse over TT https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/181055/woman-arrested-after-audi-lands-on-its-roof/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 3 Coins in the Fountain (I'll be fucking having those) https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-nicked-coins-dundee-city-square-fountain/ How the hell can a paid journalist not know the difference between "inferred" and "implied"? JUSTICE FOR RADIONS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Same thing happened in Dumfries a few years back: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/man-branded-scum-after-stealing-2534596 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 How the hell can a paid journalist not know the difference between "inferred" and "implied"? JUSTICE FOR RADIONS! To be fair, the wording of that kind of charge says something like "and it may be reasonably inferred that you intended to commit theft". I didn't write that story though so fee free to pile in on its author! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 To be fair, the wording of that kind of charge says something like "and it may be reasonably inferred that you intended to commit theft". I didn't write that story though so fee free to pile in on its author! Yeah, can't recall seeing implied on too many complaints, usually inferred. I know it's legalese but the language on charges really is ridiculous at times - mechanically propelled vehicle to describe what most of us would call a car. I can only assume they recently switched to that from horseless carriage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 (edited) To be fair, the wording of that kind of charge says something like "and it may be reasonably inferred that you intended to commit theft". I didn't write that story though so fee free to pile in on its author! "Journalist tricked into using bad grammar by legalese" should be their next headline. I would assume that most journalists have a good English degree; it's incredible that they could be so poor at reading and writing as to read that "XYZ may be inferred" and translate that into their report as "this inferred that XYZ". Now if they'd written, "the inference was that XYZ", that would have made sense. It's one common misuse that really gets on my balls. A professional reporter shouldn't be doing it. Edited May 30, 2016 by Antlion 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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