Shandon Par Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Paisley man called David hits woman with dead pigeon and gets charged with homophobic assault. Something about frustration over an upgrade as an alibi? http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/7208830/Man-accused-of-homophobic-assault-after-hitting-a-woman-with-a-dead-pigeon.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Humpty Doo, NT again. Obviously not the sharpest tools in the box in the Territory. Humpty Doo man calls cops after father burns cannabis plants http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/humpty-doo-man-calls-cops-after-father-burns-cannabis-plants/news-story/3e1d5c36dd47ae658460b841b7a281cd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: http://www.falkirkherald.co.uk/our-region/falkirk-district/video-naked-man-walks-down-bainsford-main-street-1-4164748 Naked man walks down street. Did he kick over a jakie's buckfast? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 18 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: http://www.falkirkherald.co.uk/our-region/falkirk-district/video-naked-man-walks-down-bainsford-main-street-1-4164748 Naked man walks down street. A quote from the Falkirk Herald: "Wonder what his favourite song is? We think it could be Naked In The Rain by Blue Pearl." Who gets paid to write that shite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 FAO P&B's funeral surfing sausage roll hunters - get fired in... http://www.falkirkherald.co.uk/news/appeal-for-mourners-to-attend-funeral-of-man-with-no-family-1-4171917 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 22 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: FAO P&B's funeral surfing sausage roll hunters - get fired in... http://www.falkirkherald.co.uk/news/appeal-for-mourners-to-attend-funeral-of-man-with-no-family-1-4171917 f**k that, I was hoping for a week in Newquay. William James Boles was only 61 when he recently died from cancer at his home in St Ives, Cornwall. The funeral of Corporal William James Bowles will take place on Wednesday, July 13at 3.15pm at Cambridge Crematorium, Huntingdon Road, Cambridge CB3 0JJ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 f**k that, I was hoping for a week in Newquay. William James Boles was only 61 when he recently died from cancer at his home in St Ives, Cornwall. The funeral of Corporal William James Bowles will take place on Wednesday, July 13at 3.15pm at Cambridge Crematorium, Huntingdon Road, Cambridge CB3 0JJ. He had a decent retirement despite dying so young - 35 years after retiring at 26yo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 A quote from the Falkirk Herald: "Wonder what his favourite song is? We think it could be Naked In The Rain by Blue Pearl." Who gets paid to write that shite? Scott McAngus, apparently (has to be a pseudonym, probably someone English, that thought - "I have to give myself a REALLY Scottish name so no one suspects"). Think you can do a better job, then you could be making easy money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 During the week on STV Edinburgh there was a news sidebar (which ran to four pages) about a kitten which somebody had abandoned in the woods somewhere. Fortunately it had been found before it starved to death. If that doesn't have you on the edge of your seat then it went on to say that he SSPCA suspected there might be a second one and had asked people to be on the lookout for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Port Seton man finds one-metre-high parcel left under his doormat http://www.eastlothiancourier.com/news/14613527.Port_Seton_man_finds_one_metre_high_parcel_left_under_his_doormat/?ref=rss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 33 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Port Seton man finds one-metre-high parcel left under his doormat http://www.eastlothiancourier.com/news/14613527.Port_Seton_man_finds_one_metre_high_parcel_left_under_his_doormat/?ref=rss What's he complaining about? If it started raining the doormat would protect the parcel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Mum annoyed because there was a rude word on a toy she bought. http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2016/07/14/bridgnorth-mums-shock-over-swear-word-on-toy-bought-at-sainsburys/ “Louis can read, he knew it was a bad word and started saying it. “We’ve told him to stop because it’s not a nice word, but the boys go to a Catholic school and I’m worried they might start blurting it out there. “We live in a nice town and they’ve never been exposed to that kind of language before.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 (edited) Two guys from Golspie bump into each other at big conference abroad: http://www.northern-times.co.uk/News/Tea-in-Tehran-for-Golspie-boys-12072016.htm Eta: I used to work with one of them btw, where's my story? Edited July 14, 2016 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 18 hours ago, Stu said: “We’ve told him to stop because it’s not a nice word, but the boys go to a Catholic school and I’m worried they might start blurting it out there. “We live in a nice town and they’ve never been exposed to that kind of language before.” It's not the bad words you should be worrying about 'blurting' out, hen. You send your kids to catholic school, the 'blurting' that takes place there is much, much more harrowing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Feck knows what's occurring in Brighton? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Feck knows what's occurring in Brighton? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 On 14/07/2016 at 14:00, Stu said: Mum annoyed because there was a rude word on a toy she bought. http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2016/07/14/bridgnorth-mums-shock-over-swear-word-on-toy-bought-at-sainsburys/ “Louis can read, he knew it was a bad word and started saying it. How did he know it was a bad word unless he'd come across it before? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 What was the word? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 What was the word? Bird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 3 minutes ago, Swarley said: What was the word? I'm guessing it was c**t. I've met loads of English c***s who are highly offended by that word. Stupid c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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