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Woman found used condom ‘with dark hairs attached’ in her Tesco kale
http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/24/woman-found-used-condom-dark-hairs-attached-tesco-kale-7493723/
Includes the unintentionally hilarious line: "It might well be very unlikely but it happened, it’s come from somewhere."

“I don’t even like kale, I just eat it because it’s healthy”...a real relevant addition to the story.
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He should of tried to blame it on the Russians nerve agent or something

 

Eta could of used that excuse for the "scab" also

 

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2 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Unlucky doesnt come close.  Imagine waiting week then that happens. 

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3 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

I hope he's ok.

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https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/new-arran-ferry-set-troon-12419885

"We can reveal four Caledonian MacBrayne captains were all unable to berth during computer simulations trying to get the Glen Sannox into the North Ayrshire port.

They didn’t only fail to dock . . . but all CRASHED into the wharf and which has lead to new designs being ordered."

 

Glen Minter?

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On 04/27/2018 at 10:57, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Man driven from Stoke to Dundee to go shoplifting (and threatened to be abandoned there if he didn't do any of the old shoplifting)

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-driven-to-dundee-from-stoke-and-told-to-steal-from-city-shops/

 

 

Hmmmm.

 

Any worse than going back to your gaff in the Dee, find a burglar in mid thieving, then giving him a lift?

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-43921050

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13 minutes ago, Oooooft said:

 

 

Hmmmm.

 

Any worse than going back to your gaff in the Dee, find a burglar in mid thieving, then giving him a lift?

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-43921050

Must have got the secret handshake off the boy.

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