Arch Stanton Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 The Giffnock locals fume over Wholefoods being replaced by a Lidl. https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/bring-cheap-juice-slovakia-giffnock-14549060 What a bunch of cunts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 "Stores like this attract the degenerates of society. I understand that they need to shop somewhere however you didn't see benefit cheats, single mothers and their feral brood flock to Whole Foods." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Greggs to close in Lochee. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/greggs-set-to-close-high-street-branch-despite-pleas-from-dundee-folk/ And the Tully have provided a handy Greggs Training video clip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 4 hours ago, Bring Back Paddy Flannery said: The Giffnock locals fume over Wholefoods being replaced by a Lidl.https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/bring-cheap-juice-slovakia-giffnock-14549060 That reads like something from Southend News Network. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Come on Hibs you heartless c***s, give the man a freebie. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/local-woman-with-terminal-cancer-urges-hibs-to-help-treat-amazing-husband-before-she-dies/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 Orcas in the Clyde just across from me. Pretty awesome. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-43851369 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Woman found used condom ‘with dark hairs attached’ in her Tesco kale http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/24/woman-found-used-condom-dark-hairs-attached-tesco-kale-7493723/ Includes the unintentionally hilarious line: "It might well be very unlikely but it happened, it’s come from somewhere." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Woman found used condom ‘with dark hairs attached’ in her Tesco kalehttp://metro.co.uk/2018/04/24/woman-found-used-condom-dark-hairs-attached-tesco-kale-7493723/ Includes the unintentionally hilarious line: "It might well be very unlikely but it happened, it’s come from somewhere." “I don’t even like kale, I just eat it because it’s healthy”...a real relevant addition to the story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Grandfather masturbated in front of podiatrist as she cut his toenails http://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/16183131.JAILED__Grandfather_masturbated_in_front_of_podiatrist_as_she_cut_his_toenails/?ref=rl&lp=1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Grandfather masturbated in front of podiatrist as she cut his toenailshttp://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/16183131.JAILED__Grandfather_masturbated_in_front_of_podiatrist_as_she_cut_his_toenails/?ref=rl&lp=1 Should DNA test that c**t then ask him where the bodies are? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Grandfather masturbated in front of podiatrist as she cut his toenailshttp://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/16183131.JAILED__Grandfather_masturbated_in_front_of_podiatrist_as_she_cut_his_toenails/?ref=rl&lp=1 He should of tried to blame it on the Russians nerve agent or something Eta could of used that excuse for the "scab" also 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Local if you're in Colombia.. Chopper crash survivor chopped up by rescue chopper. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2555283/horrifying-moment-chopper-crash-survivor-is-sliced-to-death-by-spinning-blades-of-a-second-helicopter-that-came-to-rescue-him/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Local if you're in Colombia.. Chopper crash survivor chopped up by rescue chopper. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2555283/horrifying-moment-chopper-crash-survivor-is-sliced-to-death-by-spinning-blades-of-a-second-helicopter-that-came-to-rescue-him/ Unlucky doesnt come close. Imagine waiting week then that happens. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Local if you're in Colombia.. Chopper crash survivor chopped up by rescue chopper. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2555283/horrifying-moment-chopper-crash-survivor-is-sliced-to-death-by-spinning-blades-of-a-second-helicopter-that-came-to-rescue-him/ I hope he's ok. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: I hope he's ok. His family is in bits, unfortunately so is he. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Man driven from Stoke to Dundee to go shoplifting (and threatened to be abandoned there if he didn't do any of the old shoplifting) https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-driven-to-dundee-from-stoke-and-told-to-steal-from-city-shops/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/new-arran-ferry-set-troon-12419885 "We can reveal four Caledonian MacBrayne captains were all unable to berth during computer simulations trying to get the Glen Sannox into the North Ayrshire port. They didn’t only fail to dock . . . but all CRASHED into the wharf and which has lead to new designs being ordered." Glen Minter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 On 04/27/2018 at 10:57, Melanius Mullarkey said: Man driven from Stoke to Dundee to go shoplifting (and threatened to be abandoned there if he didn't do any of the old shoplifting) https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-driven-to-dundee-from-stoke-and-told-to-steal-from-city-shops/ Hmmmm. Any worse than going back to your gaff in the Dee, find a burglar in mid thieving, then giving him a lift? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-43921050 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 13 minutes ago, Oooooft said: Hmmmm. Any worse than going back to your gaff in the Dee, find a burglar in mid thieving, then giving him a lift? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-43921050 Must have got the secret handshake off the boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 @Bairnardo is Falkirk’s Champion lover. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6173085/jealous-mum-battered-cheating-lover-after-catching-him-romping-with-two-women-in-hostel/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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