Hedgecutter Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Some classic Courier https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/657806/fife-brothel-trial-witness-was-happy-to-bash-on-as-massage-ended-with-brucie-bonus/amp/ Mr McIntosh told the court he had not expected anything other than a massage the first time he visited the property. But he accepted that he did return after receiving a sex act from a young Asian woman which was described as a “Brucie bonus”. When asked what he thought about the young woman beginning to “manhandle” his genitals, he replied: “I thought it was fine. Bash on.” Eta: Still finding this picture superb http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-44223255 Edited May 26, 2018 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Not from a local rag, but the front page of The Guardian (not my pic, obvs.). 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Canadian couple use stuffed lion as lawyerhttps://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2018/06/couple-loses-baby-after-using-stuffed-lion-as-lawyer.htmlSent from my F5321 using Pie and Bovril mobile app 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Grass too tall for dog https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/grass-is-worst-ever/ Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Grass too tall for dog https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/grass-is-worst-ever/ Hide contents What a moaning auld c**t. My dog loves tall grass for jumping about in. He should get a better dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Grass too tall for dog https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/grass-is-worst-ever/ Reveal hidden contents Does he expect the Council to pick up his dug's shit too, the fat baldy c**t? Quote “There is a fair bit of dog mess. I’m very frustrated.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/read-this/pushy-parents-warned-against-using-video-footage-as-evidence-at-school-sports-days/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 35 minutes ago, philpy said: https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/read-this/pushy-parents-warned-against-using-video-footage-as-evidence-at-school-sports-days/ About time they introduced VAR to that sort of thing. Some of the officiating is nothing short of halfhearted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 Dundee resident jailed for licking policeman. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-who-licked-dundee-police-officer-to-appeal-jail-sentence/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/read-this/pushy-parents-warned-against-using-video-footage-as-evidence-at-school-sports-days/ Imagine getting upset because your kid finished 3rd in a fucking egg and spoon race. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 14 minutes ago, Swarley said: On 6/14/2018 at 19:27, philpy said: https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/read-this/pushy-parents-warned-against-using-video-footage-as-evidence-at-school-sports-days/ Imagine getting upset because your kid finished 3rd in a fucking egg and spoon race. Not upset, just disappointed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Upskirting in Club Tropicana Dundee. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/675593/dundee-nightclub-voyeur-appears-in-court-after-filming-woman-under-cubicle-door/ Glenn Bulb imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Saw this in The Scottish Sun the other day. Who knew the term "batty boy" was still in use as a derogatory term for homosexual? has it suddenly become acceptable? Last I'd heard it was from Buju Banton in about 1998. I wonder if anyone at The Sun stopped for a second to think about the story or even clocked that they were printing a story that in big print uses a highly deroagtory term as a source of amusement? https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2819205/edinburgh-girl-dad-pose-holiday-pretty-little-thing/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 [emoji23][emoji23]http://www.eastlothiancourier.com/news/16308035.tesco-customers-waving-at-us-say-residents-of-new-musselburgh-housing/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 57 minutes ago, philpy said: http://www.eastlothiancourier.com/news/16308035.tesco-customers-waving-at-us-say-residents-of-new-musselburgh-housing/ surely the summer's hottest craze, away to Musselburgh to wave at Keith and Margaret. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 That’s some rag Philpy has unearthed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 (edited) Feet Gone! https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/677881/ive-lost-my-feet-woman-appeals-for-help-after-baffling-theft/ She studied sculpture at St Martins College... Edited June 27, 2018 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Police hunt vandal who attacked bus with brick and Pot Noodle http://www.clydebankpost.co.uk/news/16300544.police-hunt-vandal-who-attacked-bus-with-brick-and-pot-noodle/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Very pale man opts for Bali over Ballingry: https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/sport/football/dundee-united/678478/shock-departure-for-willo-flood-as-he-leaves-dunfermline-after-just-a-week/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Love-struck man HAS found the woman he fancied on holiday - this is her reaction https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/love-struck-man-found-woman-14845011 Quote Gary was sitting in Sir Harry’s bar in the Old Town Square with his friends on Tuesday, June 19, at around 11pm when Marie walked in. The 42-year-old couldn’t take his eyes off her and asked to buy her a drink via the bar waitress. Gary then took the drink over to her and said ‘that is for a beautiful princess’. Marie then thanked him and kissed him on the cheek. The guys asked her name and she told them she was Marie from the North East. Gary said ‘you can be my Vicky Pattison’ and she said ‘I CAN be your Vicky Pattison’. Marie sat back down and then, about 10 minutes later the women got up from their table and left. Gary jumped up to give her one last kiss on the cheek and Marie walked away into the distance. Gary told ChronicleLive: “Like a fool, I let her go.” Quote And within hours of our story going live, Gary was put in touch with the woman of his dreams and we can reveal it’s Marie Donnelly from Gateshead. “Obviously I was really, really shocked but proper flattered,” said Marie, 29, who works in public relations - and is single. Quote Marie doesn’t want to go public 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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