Shandon Par Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Randy Russian Racoon traumatised by model's breasts. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/16/russian-zoo-sues-advertising-firm-traumatising-rented-raccoon/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Women sleep walks into fruit and veg aisle. https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/police-called-help-woman-sleepwalked-fruit-veg-aisle-aberdeen-supermarket/ No Scots person would go into a fruit and veg aisle if they were awake... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 From the sidebar of the fruit story... 5ft 4in woman batters 38 y/o man in street. https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/hunt-woman-man-seriously-assaulted-aberdeen/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 (edited) Large ursine creature found in Ayr pub toilet http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/dead-man-lies-wetherspoon-pub-10077602 Edited March 23, 2017 by trainspotter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Large ursine creature found in Ayr pub toilethttp://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/dead-man-lies-wetherspoon-pub-10077602 Say what you like about Weatherspoons but when they book an Elvis impersonator they do it right 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 (edited) 50 minutes ago, trainspotter said: Large ursine creature found in Ayr pub toilet http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/dead-man-lies-wetherspoon-pub-10077602 That's the way throbber would like to go. Edited March 23, 2017 by Shandon Par I can't make the mention thingy work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 That's the way throbber would like to go. Respect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 3 hours ago, trainspotter said: Large ursine creature found in Ayr pub toilet http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/dead-man-lies-wetherspoon-pub-10077602 So they don't shit in the woods after all! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Head completely gone, my sister's ex. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/765737/brute-dangled-baby-by-neck-of-jacket-in-stirling/ Poor bairn, psycho da & junkie mum (not my sis). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 'Injured bat' in Eaglesham turns out to be plastic toy. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-39381029 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Large ursine creature found in Ayr pub toilethttp://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/dead-man-lies-wetherspoon-pub-10077602 I've been in that pub, could have been me etc... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Ladyboys make too much noise for tranquil Dundee. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/784507/curvy-scot-kimberly-benson-has-grappled-her-way-to-the-top-to-become-a-wrestling-superstar-in-japan/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Can't believe the amount of coverage the Old Firm get compared to other teams. Just today The Metro carries an entire section just dedicated to The Rangers' season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: FORE! https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/drug-dealer-made-600-mile-journey-scotland-nine-golf-ball-sized-lumps-heroin-bottom/ Aberdeen to Devon? Rough trip and a fairway to sit-down and drive with a major cut hazard up his hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Not your typical football hooligan! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39454492 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 "What's that dripping through my ceiling?" asks Fifer. Is it a: water? Is it b: blood from your neighbour's head? https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/398195/police-probe-sparked-blood-dripping-ceiling/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Dad dies rescuing folk from WTC in the 9/11 attacks. Daughter dies during pancake eating contest. http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/daughter-of-9-11-victim-dies-after-choking-in-pancake-eating-contest/ar-BBziRIH?ocid=spartanntp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Dad dies rescuing folk from WTC in the 9/11 attacks. Daughter dies during pancake eating contest. http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/daughter-of-9-11-victim-dies-after-choking-in-pancake-eating-contest/ar-BBziRIH?ocid=spartanntp Wid. Still. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Kids nowadays. This boy died after eating a 1/2 lb donut.http://kdvr.com/2017/04/03/food-challenge-turns-deadly-at-voodoo-doughnut/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 36 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Kids nowadays. This boy died after eating a 1/2 lb donut.http://kdvr.com/2017/04/03/food-challenge-turns-deadly-at-voodoo-doughnut/ The other link says he was 42. http://kdvr.com/2017/04/03/man-chokes-to-death-at-voodoo-doughnut/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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