NorthernLights Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Creepy b*****ds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Local to Brazil (or maybe Fife). The 6 Fingered Family http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/life/weird-life/six-finger-family-wants-brazil-win-1.433016 Cheeky c**t. A team of goalkeepers, do you think that is legal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Seem like a lovely couple. http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/man-jailed-for-oral-sex-in-lift-of-dundee-multi-1.432942 Read the headline and was thinking that's harsh. Then I saw it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Major problems in North Yorkshire. Instant mash spill blocks A64 in both directions http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/11293176.display/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mojo Risin' Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 An Ayr 'church' has had it's windows put in. Except it's not been a church since the 1980's, it was a theatre. And for the last few years it's been a closed theatre. So a more honest headline would probably be 'Building that nobody really fancies buying, that used to be a church gets it's windows smashed'. Ayr Advertiser 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) Major problems in North Yorkshire. Instant mash spill blocks A64 in both directions http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/11293176.display/ Very disappointed with this. Heard it on 5 live while awaiting Mrs WRK's return from West Yorks. Unfortunately, the opportunity for an amusing "divert now or find a tankerful of gravy" was missed as she would have left the A64 before the scene of the mashpocalypse. ETA: I also missed the great M62 Chicken Escape by a day coming back from Conference in May. I'm sure one day one of us will get delayed by a comedy spill/livestock incident. I live for the day I can post live pics of a dual-carriageway swarming with pigs, or a lake of mushy peas blocking the ring-road. Edited June 22, 2014 by WhiteRoseKillie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Ham sandwich school dinner taxi ride fiasco http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/ham-sandwich-went-on-dundee-taxi-ride-1.440205 School dinners always were rank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 School dinners always were rank. Except on chicken drummer Fridays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Paella pandemonium in Arbroath. http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/police-called-over-arbroath-paella-row-1.447747 Obviously nae Smokies in it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Paella pandemonium in Arbroath. http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/police-called-over-arbroath-paella-row-1.447747 I'm betting he never knew that you're not actually meant to eat the shells. But the meal swiftly deteriorated into a police matter after the couple refused to pay for a dish husband Alan branded “inedible”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 (edited) The Belfast Telegraph comments on Facebook are a gold mine Edited July 2, 2014 by AsimButtHitsASix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Last-minute passport renewal in not arriving in time shocker. http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/passport-shambles-saw-dundee-girl-miss-flight-1.471153 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speccy1984 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Can't find this story online but... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 (edited) It ain't half hot mum http://dunfermlinepress.com/news/dunfermline/articles/2014/07/17/504444-porch-fire-in-dunfermline-thought-to-have-been-caused-by-sun-shining-through-windows/ Edited July 18, 2014 by GordieBoy80 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Man found running in his underpants sparks security alert at Apex Hotel http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/man-found-running-in-his-underpants-sparks-security-alert-at-apex-hotel-1.481979 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 ABERDEEN surgeons had to remove a sex toy from a woman’s body that had been there for 10 years without her realising it. The 38-year-old attended Aberdeen Royal Infirmary after suffering symptoms including severe weight loss, lethargy and shaking. It was only after an x-ray that medics spotted the five-inch object. The woman shocked the doctors by revealing that it had been 10 years since she had used the sex toy with her partner. Doctors removed the object and the patient was later discharged from hospital. The unusual case was reported in The Journal of Sexual Medicine. http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/aberdeen-doctors-find-sex-toy-in-woman-that-had-been-there-for-10-years-1.489434 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 How can you have a 5 inch object up yer fanny and not know about it? Ask your wife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 How can you have a 5 inch object up yer fanny and not know about it? Cheap batteries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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