welshbairn Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Her Mother said it all, really.. She made it to 28 years old. But I’ve been waiting to bury her since she was just three months old. http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/i-decided-angel-heartbreaking-words-10666403#rlabs=8%20rt$sitewide%20p$3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Local puddle causes internet sensation. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35245437/drummond-puddle-watch-thousands-watch-livestream-of-puddle-in-newcastle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Local puddle causes internet sensation. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35245437/drummond-puddle-watch-thousands-watch-livestream-of-puddle-in-newcastle Has anyone tried to drink it yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Wragg Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Has anyone tried to drink it yet?Now's your chance. http://www.ebay.co.uk/ulk/itm/191776602027 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Sleep easy folks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Sleep easy folks! 1452194889544.jpg Daily Mail may well be interested, but only if they knew exactly what the house, where jacket was found, was worth... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Take the Courier poll. COURIER POLL How has the recent wet and stormy weather affected your state of mind? It has left me feeling down. No change. It's only weather. Happier. I like extreme weather 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Sleep easy folks! 1452194889544.jpg That's got to be the worst of these yet. Can you imagine the conversation involved in OKing that for publication? They'd have been better off giving the work experience girl the space to publish some of her haiku. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 WHo says all drivers are wankers? MAN DENIES SEX ACT WHILE DRIVING CAR Wayne Kerr, 45, of Westcroft Road, Mid Craigie, Dundee, allegedly carried out a sex act whilst driving a car. Kerr denies that on December 12 2011 at Cairnie Road, St Madoes, on the westbound A90 Dundee-Perth road, that while driving a car he conducted himself in a disorderly manner, while in a state of undress, by carrying out a private sex act, and committing a breach of the peace. http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2016/01/08/man-denies-sex-act-while-driving-car/ Typo, that I've fixed, surely? Also, I'm disappointed that the term Chinese helicopter pilot, wasn't shoehorned, into the article. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mother-claims-mcdonalds-fat-shamed-daughter-140327092.html "An irate mother has slammed McDonalds staff for fat-shaming her teenage daughter, claiming they openly laughed at the girl for ordering six cheeseburgers." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mother-claims-mcdonalds-fat-shamed-daughter-140327092.html "An irate mother has slammed McDonalds staff for fat-shaming her teenage daughter, claiming they openly laughed at the girl for ordering six cheeseburgers." By the nick of her these burgers must be a bit moreish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 By the nick of her these burgers must be a bit moreish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mother-claims-mcdonalds-fat-shamed-daughter-140327092.html "An irate mother has slammed McDonalds staff for fat-shaming her teenage daughter, claiming they openly laughed at the girl for ordering six cheeseburgers." And of course, if your teenage daughter is embarrassed by one person the first thing you do is call the media to make sure as many people as possible hear about her embarrassment. Teenagers just love having embarrassing incidents broadcast to the world. However, given that Momma is also a whale, I suspect there's isn't a whole lot of shame about anything much at all in this family. Here's what Ma Pig has to say about son Jack, (10). "I have trouble getting Jack to eat so when he says he wants something I let him have it." What are the odds that Jack too, is a Fuckinormasaurous? Finally, there's the minor inconvenience that McDonalds security footage show this incident never happened. Attention whores looking for attention. And probably money. Or at least, free cheeseburgers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 However, given that Momma is also a whale, I suspect there's isn't a whole lot of shame about anything much at all in this family. Here's what Ma Pig has to say about son Jack, (10). "I have trouble getting Jack to eat so when he says he wants something I let him have it." What are the odds that Jack too, is a Fuckinormasaurous?I think he will be the opposite, he will see fat mess 1 and 2 and think f**k that, I'm not eating, I'm not wanting to end up looking like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 and the winner of the "No Shit Sherlock" award for newspaper headlines...goes to the Dundee Courier with this seasonal offering... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Rhode Island official tells man to dress as woman for media event http://www.wcvb.com/news/rhode-island-official-tells-man-to-dress-as-woman-for-media-event/37425596?utm_content=bufferaedec&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Tesco shopper on crutches after scrum for cut-price meat at the deli counter http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6858385/Tesco-shopper-on-crutches-after-he-is-crushed-in-deli-counter-scrum-for-discounted-meat.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 (edited) Forfar animal sanctuary worker just loved horses, pigs, cows, dogs.... ETA - sorry - just noticed this is on the BEAST thread. Edited January 14, 2016 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Bet you're all gutted you didn't get to read the company intranet article that alerted me to this one: http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/manchester-evening-news-makes-appearance-10719261 And this has to be the most tenuous David Bowie one going: http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/Old-Coulsdon-man-delivered-David-Bowie-s-milk/story-28505240-detail/story.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 And this has to be the most tenuous David Bowie one going: http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/Old-Coulsdon-man-delivered-David-Bowie-s-milk/story-28505240-detail/story.htmlFFS. Am surprised the major news agencies haven't picked this up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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