Gibby82 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 It's Dundee Toys 'R' Us time again: https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2016/02/04/woman-walked-into-toys-r-us-and-stole-pram/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 It's Dundee Toys 'R' Us time again: https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2016/02/04/woman-walked-into-toys-r-us-and-stole-pram/ She's a St Mary's resident too. Just saying like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Two coppers in South Uist attempt to arrest a former wrestler in his caravan. Said wrestler turns out to be such a tough c**t, the policemen end up using their CS gas on themselves. “I was in a bit of a predicament at that stage,” observed the officer. http://www.hebrides-news.com/cs-spray-incident-4216.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I have no intention of looking at the Sun website, however earlier in the pub I encountered the rag and saw a story about a white van man that was caught viewing porn on his phone and having a ham shank whilst doing 60 mph on the motorway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Two coppers in South Uist attempt to arrest a former wrestler in his caravan. Said wrestler turns out to be such a tough c**t, the policemen end up using their CS gas on themselves. “I was in a bit of a predicament at that stage,” observed the officer. http://www.hebrides-news.com/cs-spray-incident-4216.html The former wrestler's excuse that he thought it was hitmen made me laugh. A common sight in South Uist, I'm sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 The former wrestler's excuse that he thought it was hitmen made me laugh. A common sight in South Uist, I'm sure. Not sure if Njord was in the vicinity, or even in your garden right now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 She's a St Mary's resident too. Just saying like. I'm upwardly mobile in Downfield these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 (edited) hmmm...where have we seen this type of news item before? http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/scots-economy-could-soar-with-spaceport-at-leuchars-1.923038 Could it be... Edited February 5, 2016 by dee_62 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 hmmm...where have we seen this type of news item before? http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/scots-economy-could-soar-with-spaceport-at-leuchars-1.923038 Could it be... That print is tremendous! I'd buy it if the postage wasn't so much: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/201838138/the-simpsons-springfield-monorail-13-x?ref=shop_home_feat_4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 That print is tremendous! I'd buy it if the postage wasn't so much: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/201838138/the-simpsons-springfield-monorail-13-x?ref=shop_home_feat_4 It's only a shard over a tenner! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 It's only a shard over a tenner! Aye but it's almost as much as the print itself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Fifer in keeping it in the family shocker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I'm upwardly mobile in Downfield these days. You could be upwardly mobile in Benghazi these days if you previously stayed in St Mary's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Fifer in keeping it in the family shocker Why is this c**t walking the streets in the first place? Maybe it's about time victims of crime were allowed to sue the courts for being so lenient on thugs for past offences. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 You could be upwardly mobile in Benghazi these days if you previously stayed in St Mary's. Cheaper and more of a service to the rest of humanity to just forcibly sterilize the Dunfermliniters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Two coppers in South Uist attempt to arrest a former wrestler in his caravan. Said wrestler turns out to be such a tough c**t, the policemen end up using their CS gas on themselves. “I was in a bit of a predicament at that stage,” observed the officer. http://www.hebrides-news.com/cs-spray-incident-4216.html He was acquitted of a charge of sitting on top of one police officer and hitting him with his elbow due to the lack of corroboration as the only potential witness was face down in a headlock at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 More Dundee/Fife based tomfoolery... http://m.fifetoday.co.uk/news/local-headlines/man-co-erced-woman-into-having-sex-sessions-with-another-man-before-sending-video-to-her-family-1-4022528 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 What is it with Dundonians and Toys R Us? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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