nelsjfc Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 (edited) The sheriffs are coming. "Are you going to pay or do I have get the crowbar from the van?" Excellent stuff - dodgy businesses and the occasional greedy b*****d. Edited April 6, 2015 by nelsjfc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 (edited) I'd happily lock that hipster twat and his burd inside their shed and set fire to it after they had finished painting it and dancing round it. Edited April 9, 2015 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Excessive use of filters in everything. Fortitude uses them to darken just about scene, which is understandable since it is shot in such a bright setting, but the brightening (I presume gradient yellow) used on Broadchurch was totally un-required. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 118 adverts, I'm shocked they're still on the go 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 118 adverts, I'm shocked they're still on the go Who the f**k in their right mind still uses these directory enquiries things anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Who the f**k in their right mind still uses these directory enquiries things anyway? Me, once. I ended up stuck at the hospital all day for what was supposed to be a 15-minute morning appointment, and I finally got to leave about ten minutes before my son finished school. I needed the school's number fast, and nobody seemed to have a phone book anywhere, so I had to use a 118 number that had stuck in my head for some reason. £3 just for a phone number. Madness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 Me, once. I ended up stuck at the hospital all day for what was supposed to be a 15-minute morning appointment, and I finally got to leave about ten minutes before my son finished school. I needed the school's number fast, and nobody seemed to have a phone book anywhere, so I had to use a 118 number that had stuck in my head for some reason. £3 just for a phone number. Madness. Me too, but worse. Stuck in a traffic jam, no internet signal, needed to warn I'd be late for an appointment so dialled it for the number thinking it might cost a couple of quid. The girl asked if I wanted connected and I said cheers. £35. Didn't hear any warning about the connection charge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Me too, but worse. Stuck in a traffic jam, no internet signal, needed to warn I'd be late for an appointment so dialled it for the number thinking it might cost a couple of quid. The girl asked if I wanted connected and I said cheers. £35. Didn't hear any warning about the connection charge. Jeez-oh. Could've had a gobble from a lassie with a phone book for less than that. I understand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Raised by Wolves.....genuinely funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Raised by Wolves.....genuinely funny. It looks like utter garbage. The most put-on accents I've ever heard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 I love these adverts http://youtu.be/tfU_gygDQAY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 The Premier Inn adverts. I slept in a Premier Inn once and my back still hurts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Pretty much everything Mrs Mile watches. Exert your authority man. It's your divine right to control the remote. Alternatively take yourself away through to another room and watch Emmerdale, Geordie Shore or whatever you're missing out on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Every single twat in that HTC advert. Especially the roller skating twat and the twats in the gallery. Twats. Reported for twatism 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Dion Dublin is co-presenting Homes under the Hammer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Dion Dublin is co-presenting Homes under the Hammer. Are they using his cock instead of a gavel? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Exert your authority man. It's your divine right to control the remote. Very much this. It shocks me when I hear of stories where a woman is controlling the remote. Shit like that shouldn't be happening in this day and age 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Code of a killer - Based on the real life murders of Lynda Mann & Dawn Ashworth by Colin Pitchfork who was eventually caught by DNA profiling which was only being discovered at the time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Pitchfork http://forensicsciencecentral.co.uk/colinpitchfork.shtml Great watch.....love John Sim 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 14, 2015 Author Share Posted April 14, 2015 ^^^Idiot who buys Nurofen instead of the identical and far cheaper bog standard Ibuprofen type post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Code of a killer - Based on the real life murders of Lynda Mann & Dawn Ashworth by Colin Pitchfork who was eventually caught by DNA profiling which was only being discovered at the time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Pitchfork http://forensicsciencecentral.co.uk/colinpitchfork.shtml Great watch.....love John Sim Have recorded both episodes. Really fancied watching it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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