Zetterlund Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 I awoke to a gift left for me at the bottom of the stairs this morning. Only our wee lazy bassa's 2nd kill in her 10 years. She's looking rather proud of herself today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Probably nothing to do with the cat. The mouse just died of disgust at the sight of those shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 I can't take credit for the shoes sadly. I wouldn't be so bold to enter into a footwear contest with certain other contributors here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Change of plans. Sister was going to get a girl cat but got a boy instead, my new nephewLooking forward to meeting him [emoji41] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Cats bringing you dead mice and the like is their way of showing you how to hunt. They basically think you're a shite cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 1 minute ago, SweeperDee said: Cats bringing you dead mice and the like is their way of showing you how to hunt. They basically think you're a shite cat. I get grumpy when I don't get fed and would like to sleep 20 hours a day in front of the radiator and sometimes feel like fighting other folk. But I've never caught a mouse. So I am a shite cat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Finally, a decent reason to visit the GNF. No, she's not dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Finally, a decent reason to visit the GNF. No, she's not dead. Yet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 26 minutes ago, JamieThomas said: Finally, a decent reason to visit the GNF. No, she's not dead. Drunk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Drunk? Would explain the beer gut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Poser... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 It actually looks evil, like it would take great pleasure in eating your corpse. You're just annoyed it's politely hidden its genitals with its tail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 5 hours ago, throbber said: As well as having terrible taste in dogs and shoes you also have a terrible taste in cats, what an ugly b*****d. Have a look at yourself in the mirror, before you have a pop at a top predator like this. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 5 hours ago, throbber said: It actually looks evil, like it would take great pleasure in eating your corpse. That was his expression after viewing some pictures of your crockery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 26 minutes ago, throbber said: If was a bit rude of me I'm sure your cat is just lovely - did you make it to the football today? No, I only just started to feel human. I had my first proper hangover since about 1999. Washout of a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, throbber said: What were you drinking? f**k knows why but I Downed the best part of a bottle of Baileys as well as beer and wine last night and felt awful today, just another day of my life wasted. Not drinking tonight, probably the first Saturday I haven't had a beer for about 2 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: What were you drinking? f**k knows why but I Downed the best part of a bottle of Baileys as well as beer and wine last night and felt awful today, just another day of my life wasted. Not drinking tonight, probably the first Saturday I haven't had a beer for about 2 years. Get your drinking tales off the cat thread. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 25, 2017 Author Share Posted February 25, 2017 11 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Get your drinking tales off the cat thread. Thank you. Never mind that ya dick, no pictures of smudger since the 12th of February, sort it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 25, 2017 Author Share Posted February 25, 2017 Good, don't be slipping up again. Mrs Romeo loves looking at pictures of your pussy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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