8MileBU Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Do your mum and dad get your sister wrecked so she's easy pickings for you you absolute wrong un? You guys are joking. Right? ETA - I've made the earlier joke in the assumption that Lichties sister is an adult (and of course around the whole drunk girlfriend story). If this is incorrect I will delete and apologise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 It's okay. She couldn't give two fucks about me. Not a people cat at all. Well she wasn't until I left. Apparently she's the cuddle cat we always wanted these days! She used to pish in my underwear drawer at all. Clatty cow. Cat. My cat has no time for people and gets less affectionate by the day. I used to think he hated my daughter because she used to chase him around the house but he now only sleeps on her bed once she's asleep. I'm sure he's plotting her downfall by gaining her trust. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just discovered the "videos for cats" on YouTube. Pussy #scenes in the living room all weekend. Yes but have you shown them to your cat yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: No. He doesn't deserve it since he puked all over his shagging blanket the other day. My cat doesn't appear to be interested in sex but the dog seems to be the reincarnation of Benny Hill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 19 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just discovered the "videos for cats" on YouTube. Pussy #scenes in the living room all weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Thats the one! See also crows and squirrels. He punched a blue tit in the face but the squirrels intimidate him. He sends his thanks for the recommendation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Poor wee pup is no stranger to a hefty furry hook to the head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Yass. Get that dug telt! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Poor wee pup is no stranger to a hefty furry hook to the head. You've either crafted the little fella a pair of fetching white loafers or he's wearing a pair of oversized Mickey Mouse gloves... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 17 minutes ago, Dee Man said: You've either crafted the little fella a pair of fetching white loafers or he's wearing a pair of oversized Mickey Mouse gloves... All natural. He's a lazy wee b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 1 hour ago, NorthernJambo said: Yass. Get that dug telt! The cat has good technique. Properly pimp slaps the hound, making a loud "thump" when he connects. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Muffy has recruited another intellectual heavyweight to get to the bottom of the red dot mystery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Sorry to spam the place with cat/dog fighting pics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Sorry to spam the place with cat/dog fighting pics. I like the kung fu/ninja move bottom right, from the pup. Edited March 7, 2017 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 @Bigmouth Strikes Again Either you stay in Glamis, or I saw Smudger's absolute double menacingly prowling the streets there earlier. Leaving a trail of death behind him, probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Idiot. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 46 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: @Bigmouth Strikes Again Either you stay in Glamis, or I saw Smudger's absolute double menacingly prowling the streets there earlier. Leaving a trail of death behind him, probably. Could be, he maybe got a lift from Carnoustie, or did the trip on paw. He's been out all day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Sorry to spam the place with cat/dog fighting pics. You can see from the way Muffy's whiskers are all brushed forward that it's all play rather than real aggression (although not sure Renton feels the same way). Love the way the poor wee mutt's trying to copy the cat's swatting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Mr Poof and his carer, Schmue. Looks like I'll be paying for this later. Look at the difference between now and when we first got her. She looks as fat as me, but it's all hair. Which is an excuse I might try using, now I think about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Sorry to spam the place with cat/dog fighting pics. Do not apologise. Post more. Now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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