Shandon Par Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 20 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Got new settees, had to put double sided tape on the corners of them, seems to be working though. Never mind the sofa, gaffa tape his paws if he keeps that up. Muffy has started clawing a new sofa too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 23 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: Never mind the sofa, gaffa tape his paws if he keeps that up. Muffy has started clawing a new sofa too. The double sided tape works, and you don't notice it, can't use it on leather though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Just now, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: The double sided tape works, and you don't notice it, can't use it on leather though. Cheers. Muffy is close to getting his paws gaffa taped up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Just now, Shandön Par said: Cheers. Muffy is close to getting his paws gaffa taped up. Bit of a rip off at a tenner a roll, but defo works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Muffy shamelessly used in an advert. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 4 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Muffy shamelessly used in an advert. He wants his cut, or you're getting cut... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 As we approach one year of lockdown, Paisley continues to struggle.... to fit in his 18 hours of kip a day. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 (edited) Beastly hates this weather even though its winter coat is huge and her Elizabeth 1st collar must be for some reason. Think her breed Turkish Vans are hot weather cats. Full time job ensuring the radiator is working the now. Edited February 7, 2021 by superbigal 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Maybe snows not as bad as rain. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 ‘It’s 3 o’ clock in the fcuking morning. Has that Super Bowl no’ finished yet?’ 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 (edited) I’ll give it five minutes and they will be barging the door down to get back in. Edited February 9, 2021 by Alert Mongoose 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Back in the house. No thank you. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Sometimes our old cat wouldn't even make it out "Meow, meow, meow" "Oh, you're wanting out" Walks with cat to front door. Cat feels the cold draught coming from outside "HISS!" "Oh, so you're not wanting out now.." Or they would sit there watching the snow fall and look at you as if to say "sort this weather shit out, cunto" 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 (edited) One of our cats comes running whenever she hears the sound of a Pringles container being opened. She's not interested in eating them, but loves to have one of the crisps rubbed all over her, which is a bit of an art considering how fragile they are. I need to get this on video. I've only just realised exactly how weird this is. Edit: non-cat snow story - the wife's dug was brought up in the desert and never saw snow in her life. First time it snowed after we moved here, she was delighted as she'd no idea what it was. Tore straight out of the back door and her change of expression as soon as it touched her undercarriage was a treat Edited February 9, 2021 by BFTD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 12 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Sometimes our old cat wouldn't even make it out "Meow, meow, meow" "Oh, you're wanting out" Walks with cat to front door. Cat feels the cold draught coming from outside "HISS!" "Oh, so you're not wanting out now.." Or they would sit there watching the snow fall and look at you as if to say "sort this weather shit out, cunto" Get this everyday, he knows the command now 'IN OR OUT'. and then he makes the choice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 17 minutes ago, BFTD said: One of our cats comes running whenever she hears the sound of a Pringles container being opened. She's not interested in eating them, but loves to have one of the crisps rubbed all over her, which is a bit of an art considering how fragile they are. I need to get this on video. I've only just realised exactly how weird this is. Probably get about 5 million views on youtube, you'll make a fortune. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 21 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Probably get about 5 million views on youtube, you'll make a fortune. I'm torn between my hatred for YouTubers and my desire to make £12.50 out of my weird pervert cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: Sometimes our old cat wouldn't even make it out "Meow, meow, meow" "Oh, you're wanting out" Walks with cat to front door. Cat feels the cold draught coming from outside "HISS!" "Oh, so you're not wanting out now.." Or they would sit there watching the snow fall and look at you as if to say "sort this weather shit out, cunto" This is exactly what our Paisley is like. Hates the snow, hates a cold wet paw. Sits and looks out the catflap yammering. Maybe goes as far as sticking his napper and front paws out before thinking ‘fcuk this for a game of soldiers’ and reverses his arse backwards. I went out today and before digging out the car, or clearing the path at the front for our own comfort, I first shoveled a path from the back door, down through the garden, and cleared a large area in the bark chipped part of the garden he uses as a lavvy. Then it fcuking snowed again and he looked at me as if saying exactly what you’ve said... ‘thought you’d sorted that shit out, cunto’. To be fair to the wee soul, he hasn’t as yet reverted to using his emergency litter tray in the utility room. When he needs to go, he makes it out, swift pish, back in faster than a fast thing that’s fast. Shaking the snow off his paws at 100mph and giving me the ‘cunto’ stare once more. Edited February 10, 2021 by pozbaird 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Praying to the furry gods that the snow would just piss of. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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