Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 1 hour ago, throbber said: Looking after the cat again and when ever he needs a shit he runs around the place all hyper and then starts making this really strange noise as if he's in some sort of distress and then he shites and it stinks the flat out. Much like yourself then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Scoffed the mouse, and punched the bulldog in the pus. Thank you. Fucking legend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Scoffed the mouse, and punched the bulldog in the pus. Thank you. Excellent rug and coffee table combination.Smashing cat too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Smudger really is a top boi. Clearly deserves his own thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Furry ornament 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Furry ornament pretending to be a wally dug but you just know he's waiting for a chance to cowp the vase, scratch the painting and shit in the plant pot! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 Now he's mastered the washing machine I'll need to teach him how to do the ironing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 My babies have just been at the vet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulises de la Cruz Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 Sup? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 3 hours ago, GingerSaint said: My babies have just been at the vet. Your tabby has almost identical markings to ours on the head, legs and paws. If you're in Fife maybe they have the same dad - still a player 10 years on if so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 4 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: Your tabby has almost identical markings to ours on the head, legs and paws. If you're in Fife maybe they have the same dad - still a player 10 years on if so. Wow, that's pretty weird. Both mine are sisters but completely different. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 13 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Now he's mastered the washing machine I'll need to teach him how to do the ironing. Does he like a punch up? Chunk out of his ear with scrapping? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 13 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Does he like a punch up? Chunk out of his ear with scrapping? He gets battered by every other cat he meets. Worse now he does have his bodyguard. He lived with a couple of Portuguese girls until he was about 7 months old and they must have brought him up soft. Polar opposite to his predecessor. If he'd ever been in the cattery the first thing he'd do when he got home would be to go to his rivals' homes and give them a kicking. His love of violence never rubbed off on his young pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 I always feel as if I should receive some sort of award or certificate anytime I successfully manage to tie my laces with these fucking kittens around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 They cannot resist a bit of string trailed along the floor, or a shoelace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 (edited) 6 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Polar opposite to his predecessor. If he'd ever been in the cattery the first thing he'd do when he got home would be to go to his rivals' homes and give them a kicking. His love of violence never rubbed off on his young pal. Its a tough job, if you want to rule the area. Edited November 29, 2016 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 10 hours ago, Ulises de la Cruz said: Sup? It appears to be in the middle of a tornado. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 9 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Its a tough job, if you want to rule the area. Reported for animal cruelty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Little c***s taking turns about decimating the Christmas tree. Sitting in the next room all that can be heard is baubles hitting the tile floor every couple of minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 The wee bassas fucking love chrismas trees. We can't put tinsel on our tree anymore cos the cat just gets torn in and starts stripping it all down and eating it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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