Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 9 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ah well, the bold boy must have missed me tonight. After subjecting myself to that shite up the road earlier, I came home to this perfectly intact present. Not sure if was the same one I ejaculated from the dining room the other night though. Is your cat a bit of a fussy c**t? If the Smudger had got a hold of that, the only thing left would have been the gall bladder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Think the cat is just being a sound friend. Old cat of mine would often leave a corpse on the steps to cheer me up after a midweek defeat. “Never mind, inferior human house guest, here’s a dismembered rodent to make it all better”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: I think so. He'll happily strip a sparrow to the carcus but I've never seen him devour a mouse. Doubt you’d find him ordering a mushroom supper either. You could learn a great deal from your cat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Not so sure. He was eating raw mushrooms the other day! If you lived somewhere hot and far away the government would read your posts then frazzle you and your cat in a drone strike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It would probably be for the best tbh. Or have you star in a IS video. You and the cat in orange jump suits, lowered into a giant deep fat fryer along with a load of button mushrooms. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Not so sure. He was eating raw mushrooms the other day! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Ginger puss. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Tynieness said: 13 months. The other one is a raj and goes away for hours but not her. Kids now aware and greetin for cat. Fucking pest. Have you got a collar on her/chipped? I know what your going through, total stress. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 My baby is home. That was stressful as f**k. Straight to her food bowl 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 (edited) Seems quite relieved to be home. One small cut on her face mind you and her sister is ignoring her, More stressful than the bloody kids. Edited November 3, 2017 by Tynieness 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Tynieness said: Seems quite relieved to be home. One small cut on her face mind you and her sister is ignoring her, More stressful than the bloody kids. hmm... black and white like Smudger and Diego- she's probably out and about fighting neds' devil dogs for the lolz. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Tynieness said: My baby is home. That was stressful as f**k. Straight to her food bowl Nice one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 My old cat Bob used to f**k off for days on end, then swagger in the back door and park himself on the couch for about a week like nothing had ever happened. He was always looking rather bloated and wouldn’t eat much for days, while he was in a food coma. Pretty sure the little dick was fucking off somewhere else for a few days, getting fed like a king and then returning to his rightful home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Sid with his never changing expression of annoyance/bewilderment. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 On 24/10/2017 at 21:10, Jamaldo said: This thread has really made me want a cat. Unfortunately I live in a flat on a street with a lot of cars passing through at a fair speed so just not ideal sadly. Check the rehoming places. They usually specify if a specific cat doesn't go out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Diego was no where to be seen when I got home earlier, until I went to dry some washing; 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Need more Diego pics on this thread. IMO. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Watch them in the washing machine. My nephews ex washed their cat to death a few years back. Load of washing in the machine, cat went in for a sleep, never realised it was in there. Poor bugger. Wish some c**t would wash you to death. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Think its likely to have been a drowning as opposed to an instance of overwashing tbh. Yeah, drown the c**t as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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