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How much would you need to be paid in order to dress up in a green suit that graphically demonstrated that you had a small penis, all in front of 180 million people?

Edit: there's an idea for Peter Andre if he fancies a comeback.

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2 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

I've never thought any different. I thought they had to sing live? With some of the awful vocals it's clear to see it's live tbh.

Think they sing live but through the board that will have all levels set with a little auto tune and effects to stop them sounding badly out of tune

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8 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Oh, and if Spain win, it's entirely because that lassie got her arse out.

A cunning strategy that surprisingly few performers use.

Haven’t seen a strategy so blatant since the breasted Polish butter churners.

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4 minutes ago, Steve_Wilkos said:

Let's face the cold, hard facts here - Love Today is an absolute banger.

Mika's got an absolute collection of bangers.

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I’ve seen Mika live three times, and his show was absolutely tremendous. His live guitarist is Scottish, and live, his band really were loud and rocked. Fantastic showman who held the crowd in the palm of his hand.

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