AL-FFC Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Her "fame" is perhaps the saddest, most depressing mirror you can hold up to our society. Between the fact that she is utterly talentless, thicker than a whale egg omlette, offers nothing in terms of role model like a sportsperson etc, and the fact that the media lazily "report" on her by posting twitter threads etc.... Shes everything thats wrong with society wrapped up in an orangey, cholesterol addled package. You just quoted that better than i ever possibly could. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Her "fame" is perhaps the saddest, most depressing mirror you can hold up to our society. Between the fact that she is utterly talentless, thicker than a whale egg omlette, offers nothing in terms of role model like a sportsperson etc, and the fact that the media lazily "report" on her by posting twitter threads etc.... Shes everything thats wrong with society wrapped up in an orangey, cholesterol addled package. And yet, the UK is infested with drones hanging on her every ill spoken word. It's quite sad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Her "fame" is perhaps the saddest, most depressing mirror you can hold up to our society. Between the fact that she is utterly talentless, thicker than a whale egg omlette, offers nothing in terms of role model like a sportsperson etc, and the fact that the media lazily "report" on her by posting twitter threads etc.... Shes everything thats wrong with society wrapped up in an orangey, cholesterol addled package. Fancies her IMO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Fancies her IMO Well you 'wid' wouldn't you? What do you mean no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Fancies her IMOUgly is (in my older and wiser years) a word I hesitate to use. Its a fucking horrible thing to say about someone really. Gemma Collins is fucking ugly.(Wid, and have done worse, for claritys sake) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL-FFC Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 The term your looking for is "wouldnae ride her into battle" i think 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 The term your looking for is "wouldnae ride her into battle" i thinkSniper wouldnt take her outTide wouldnt go out with herEt cetera 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Watched through the keyhole a few weeks back that Joey Essex idiot has a Lamborghini and a multimillion pound house. Dont hate him but as per above what are these morons famous for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 It’s because all our wives and partners watch all their shit on the telly and read their pish in Take-a-Shit magazine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 19 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Watched through the keyhole a few weeks back that Joey Essex idiot has a Lamborghini and a multimillion pound house. Dont hate him but as per above what are these morons famous for? Because we live in a society run by morons for morons that has collective values that I no longer understand. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 28 minutes ago, AL-FFC said: The term your looking for is "wouldnae ride her into battle" i think Speak for yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I mind working with a girl once who was hopping round the office saying "omg omg I'm going to meet Jordan, I can't believe it's really happening tonight!" Turns out she was going to a book signing and was squealing at the perfunctory "thanks for coming who do I make this out to?" chat. It's those kind of windowlickers keep these talentless butterballs in Maseratis. Whole lot of them will be up against the wall come the revolution. She would change her tune if she got a lift from her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 @throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Gemma Collins f**king hate the attention seeking boot. why the hell does anyone give her celeb status let alone any attention is beyond me. Go onto google news and for some reason that gets added as a news story wtf went wrong that anything she does is classed as news: Agreed - a publicity whore with no discernible talent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Watched through the keyhole a few weeks back that Joey Essex idiot has a Lamborghini and a multimillion pound house. Dont hate him but as per above what are these morons famous for?Essex is clearly playing a role - and from what I've been told is nowhere near as thick as he makes out to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 15 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: 58 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Watched through the keyhole a few weeks back that Joey Essex idiot has a Lamborghini and a multimillion pound house. Dont hate him but as per above what are these morons famous for? Essex is clearly playing a role - and from what I've been told is nowhere near as thick as he makes out to be. It’s an act which is even worse. It’s cool to be stupid. As long as you are good looking. (No homo) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 22 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: 11 hours ago, AL-FFC said: Gemma Collins f**king hate the attention seeking boot. why the hell does anyone give her celeb status let alone any attention is beyond me. Go onto google news and for some reason that gets added as a news story wtf went wrong that anything she does is classed as news: Agreed - a publicity whore with no discernible talent. I'd ride it round the house, waving the remote control, shouting "for England, Harry and St George!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Gianni Capaldi I didn't know who he was before he was in that scene with Martin Compston in Still Game last week, but he seems a complete c**t. His meltdown over Rodgers leaving Celtic seems to confirm this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Can people stop quoting the post with the picture of Gemma Collins please. Repeated viewing of it is giving me the boak 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 4 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Doesn’t even rhyme. sorry, I'll fix it: It's quite poetic says yah, That you want to Pound Ezra, He brings the dry boak to your gorge, So feel free to kick the shite out of George. Whaurs yer Nigel Blackwell noo...? well.. writing better lyrics than this pish.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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