ebbes20silkcut Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 As the title says what laws should we have. All paedophiles, sex offenders, are taken to a timber shed, they are taken inside, their penis nailed to the shed they are then given a knife, and the shed is set on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 This is going to be an interesting thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Being Johann Lamont should be illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Legalise weed. Deregulate alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBroccoli Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Legalise crime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Alex Salmond is emperor for all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 The lol is banned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Laws? More like lawls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Free pussy baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 It will be legal to point and laugh at Alistair Darling, kick in the nuts is optional. EU will be telt. National Anthem changed to f**k the police by NWA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Vindictive part of me wants to suggest we bus 'No' voters south of the border so they can go and live in their beloved, dysfunctional UK. Unfortunately, once Scotland descends into a post-apocalyptic dystopia, sometime around Christmas 2016 if you believe BT, we'll require them for manual labour, our cybersoldier army to control the populace, and as a source of meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 It will be a legal requirement to point and laugh at Alistair Darling, kick in the nuts is optional. Slight tweak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todders Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 As the title says what laws should we have. All paedophiles, sex offenders, are taken to a timber shed, they are taken inside, their penis nailed to the shed they are then given a knife, and the shed is set on fire. I'm not sure Reynard would like his shed being used in such a manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Anyone who imagines penises nailed to sheds will be exiled to Rockall. Fucking weirdos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Free pussy baby. Move to Ayr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Free coach travel between Gorgie and Airdrie to Govan on matchdays to remove the "without bus fares" stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taza Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Being Johann Lamont should be illegal. Fk I thought that read ''Doing Johann L...'' and of course, I thought that was already illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Not a law as such but I would like to see "being Dece" become an SQA recognised qualification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taza Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 The Orange Order should be declared to be Welsh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdta Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Why be soft on them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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