The Equalizer Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: It would be comical at the tuck shop. 'Pick a chew' 'Aye, that's me' 'No, pick a chew' 'Aye, that's me' 'FFS' 10 minutes ago, Romeo said: Jiggly puff? I have it on good authority it was Goku. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 minute ago, The Equalizer said: I have it on good authority it was Goku. A career in animal husbandry beckons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Sharon. It will be abbreviated to Shar'n, and she'll be an obese burd and live in the east end of Glasgow. Same with Margaret and Mag'ret, and Yvonne to Ye-vonne. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Sharon. It will be abbreviated to Shar'n, and she'll be an obese burd and live in the east end of Glasgow. Same with Margaret and Mag'ret, and Yvonne to Ye-vonne. Zarn, Magi and Evon, and in Whitecraigs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Pishflaps McGhee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 6 hours ago, The Equalizer said: Is this your online persona or are you a p***k in real life? U ok *** 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Bump! Whilst on a recent holiday my 4yo daughter made friends with some girls of a similar age, one of which was called "Steavie" School bullies will love her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 20 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: There's two kids in the wee ones nursery, brothers, called Chase and Ace. Brutal. I don't know which is worse - their Christian name or their surname. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Someone should change their name to Fisty McPaedophile. Good name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Latest stupid names.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-43471017 Peter-Gabriel Kalyspo's mum and dad have saved her having to think up a stage name for when she becomes a stripper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Latest stupid names.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-43471017 Peter-Gabriel So? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: So? Up yours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Up yours. Don't give up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 21 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Up yours. Not one of his better albums tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I'm not sure if this applies but I've heard of a few kids being named after "Game of Thrones" characters. I know of people who have named their kids Theon and Arya while on the bus last week I heard a parent call their small child "Catalin" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: I'm not sure if this applies but I've heard of a few kids being named after "Game of Thrones" characters. I know of people who have named their kids Theon and Arya while on the bus last week I heard a parent call their small child "Catalin" Not sure about this year but there were certainly a few Kaleesis last year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Not sure about this year but there were certainly a few Kaleesis last year. I feel bad for those kids many years down the road when they have to explain that they were named after a character on a show 20+ years ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: I feel bad for those kids many years down the road when they have to explain that they were named after a character on a show 20+ years ago What annoys me most about that name is that it isn't even the character's name. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Top 10 names by Scottish region in 2017. Noah heads the list in Dundee. names.pdf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, The_Kincardine said: Top 10 names by Scottish region in 2017. Noah heads the list in Dundee. names.pdf Surprised by how the vast majority are normal names, most parents don't hate their newborns after all. And that Olivia* is so popular, when I hear that name I automatically assume the owner is a bitch, with no reason or experience whatsoever. Since so many sons to Muslim parents are named Mohammed it's not surprising it got a high rating in one place, given the small samples. *Same applies to Oliver. Edited March 21, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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