Half Rice Half Chips Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 http://myfox8.com/2014/10/05/potato-found-growing-inside-woman-after-being-used-a-contraceptive/Medical staff in the central Colombian town of Honda said they were shocked to find a potato growing inside a woman’s vagina. The 22-year-old unidentified woman sought medical attention after experiencing abdominal pains, according to Colombia Reports. After medical staff discovered the potato, the woman explained her mother told her to insert it to prevent pregnancy. “My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her,” the woman said, according to the report. The woman said she began to experience abdominal pains after about two weeks of having the potato inside her body. Officials said the potato had germinated and grew roots inside the young woman. The nurse who examined the woman said she initially thought the ordeal was a strange joke. She said she saw roots emerging from the woman. The potato was removed without surgery and the woman is said to have no lasting side effects. Medical staff said they wonder why such bad advice was given to a young woman. Many people in Colombia have rejected conventional contraception methods like condoms and pills. Parents also typically object to having sexual education taught in schools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 If she were to indulge in water sports would that be a "golden wonder" shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Three weeks at fanny mark 98.6? Should be cooked by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 I, for one, welcome the new Potato Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 In all seriousness, could the growing roots not have damaged her internally? My mum was a nurse (laterally a midwife) and told me some horror stories of desperate women carrying out home abortions and ending up with horrendous internal injuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Grass Is Greener. Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 That's fucking rank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappiecat Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 My mum was a nurse (laterally a midwife) She did it on the side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Potato pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 She could have ended up with fallopian tubers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 She could have ended up with fallopian tubers. Wahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Stupid b*****ds. Really. Not as bad as that woman with the bucket fanny in Aberdeen who "lost" a 5" vibrator up her John McVeigh is a tit for 10 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 She's just a chip off the old block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Did her man friend empty his sack up her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Glad to see the potato was unharmed.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half Rice Half Chips Posted October 6, 2014 Author Share Posted October 6, 2014 If they made chips out of that potato they wouldn't need to put salt 'n' vinegar on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 I would like to eat said potato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 At least it wasn't up her potato fritter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 I would like to eat said potato Spud U Like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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