KnightswoodBear Posted November 19, 2016 Author Share Posted November 19, 2016 8 hours ago, Swarley said: Making scrambled eggs in the microwave and I set the timer for 40 seconds instead of 45. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Making scrambled eggs in the microwave and I set the timer for 40 seconds instead of 45. Only Tedi's use microwaves for cooking eggs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Only Tedi's use microwaves for cooking eggs. I googled microwave eggs. Loads of the pictures have them in a cup. Who has a cup of scrambled egg? Cups are for mashing boiled eggs, everybody knows that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 7 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Agreed. Probably why I am so angry at the fact it is called "Toastie" rather than "Brilliant loaf that doesn't quite fit in the toaster". Used to have that problem until I started putting it in the upright position. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 20, 2016 Author Share Posted November 20, 2016 (edited) Out for a few beers last night and decided I'd have a look and see how much an Uber was up the road. I was in Woodlands Road so a black hack or a private would normally be about £20-25. Uber app says £12.50. Dancer! Had just got another round in so didn't book it. Went back on the app when I was ready to go and they'd applied a "Surge Charge" of x3.4. Those wee lassies in Africa that have to walk 400 miles a day for water that a hippo has shat in have it fucking lucky. ETA: wasn't all bad. I walked along to Sauchiehall St and got a taxi outside the Garage, guys meter must have been fucked because it was only £15 Edited November 20, 2016 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Got fucking wankered and texted the ex begging her to take me back. Now I feel like a dick. Someone should confiscate my phone when I'm drinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Forgot to put sugar in my tea but too hungover to go downstairs and remedy the situation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Yeah, that'll sort it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 I've now drank the tea.It wasn't that bad, really.Now I need to summon the energy to make bacon appear. Why don't Justeat do fryups? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 I don't think they'll deliver to Birmingham, and even if they do it'll be cold by the time it gets here. [emoji21] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Does look good though, they've even put the beans in a separate cup so they don't make the rest of your food beansey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 I couldn't find a decent stream on my kodi of the Ward v Kovalev fight this morning. Why has God forsaken me?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Just now, 8MileBU said: You missed some pretty iffy scoring from the ringside judges then. Kovalev robbed IMO. Boxing and controversy though. Who'd have thought... I read that but also that it was a close fight that could have went either way.....will need to watch it later. Looks like there will be a rematch though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Nope. Also: https://www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-theweerollshop-eh11/menuhttps://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14389785.amp?client=safari I've had one of them before. Fucking amazing even if it is risking a heart attack 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Bully Wee Villa said: I don't think they'll deliver to Birmingham, and even if they do it'll be cold by the time it gets here. Get the ex to bring you a bacon roll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Just for you? f**k trying to eat all that yourself. Nah between 3 of us and dished it out onto plates. Couldn't even eat what was on the plate never mind all that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Just for you? f**k trying to eat all that yourself. I knew I'd over done it a tad, working away when I caught an American tourist looking agahst at my carefully stacked plateful. Stacking is important, you don't want to appear greedy by going up three times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 11 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Get the ex to bring you a bacon roll. I think he was looking for his bacon roll last night, hence the text. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I think he was looking for his bacon roll last night, hence the text. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Nope. Also: https://www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-theweerollshop-eh11/menuhttps://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14389785.amp?client=safari Mushrooms in a fry up? Whoever had that needs watching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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