TurbineTon Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Ive been invited to apply for promotion. This means digging out the CV, updating it significantly and reformatting it into a different format and then writing three pages of shite to sell myself. To be honest, I cant be fucking arsed. Just ask them if they have an anchror, that keeps the soul. If not, shove the promo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Ive been invited to apply for promotion. This means digging out the CV, updating it significantly and reformatting it into a different format and then writing three pages of shite to sell myself. To be honest, I cant be fucking arsed. What's wife want you to do now ffs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Ive been invited to apply for promotion. This means digging out the CV, updating it significantly and reformatting it into a different format and then writing three pages of shite to sell myself. To be honest, I cant be fucking arsed. I've told so many lies on my CV that the only way you'd know it was me is cos my name is at the top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Ive been invited to apply for promotion. This means digging out the CV, updating it significantly and reformatting it into a different format and then writing three pages of shite to sell myself. To be honest, I cant be fucking arsed. Yes, reformatting usually means changing it in to a different format. The clue, as they say, is in the name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Ive been invited to apply for promotion. This means digging out the CV, updating it significantly and reformatting it into a different format and then writing three pages of shite to sell myself. I did all this last year and never got the gig. Disappointed, but not surprised. The piss poor feedback afterwards from my Line Manager made me F***ing Seething.. Still no a happy bunny TBH.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 My cars air conditioning only blows out hot or lukewarm air, not cold air and it means I have to put the electric windows down if I get too warm. The noise from that means that I can't hear the radio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 (edited) I like butter on my toast or croissants but at this time of year if I leave it out of the fridge in a butter dish it melts, if I leave it in the fridge it's like a rock. Don't talk to me about "spreadable butter" it's awful stuff! ETA: Also I can't get rowies here! Edited May 13, 2015 by Raidernation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 The vibration from my phone is too loud but when I put it on silent I cant ever see when I've had a message or missed call because my phone cover covers the little light that indicates you've been contacted somehow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I'll email it to you and you fucking do it then. getitroondye@yermaw.co.uk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I've told so many lies on my CV that the only way you'd know it was me is cos my name is at the top."Worked for the Carter administration?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 Has Yermaw got any jobs going? Aye, but she's yet to find the man up to the task. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Aye, but she's yet to find the man up to the task. Try harder. Has Yermaw got any jobs going? Yes. Guttering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 Try harder. I know my limitations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I know my limitations. Push yourself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Next time she's up to see you, get her come round and paint my rone pipe. I'll let her know. Do they need unblocking as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Yes, they need emptied. I'll tell her to pack her overalls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I know my limitations. Two man job imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Earlier on my flatmate wanted to use the living room tv for his xbox one (some shite yank sport game), but i was playing my ps4 so i had to disconnect it and take it to the other tv in my room to carry on playing it. How am i expected to live like this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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