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I bought a packet of rich teas earlier and half the packet are broken. I know I can still eat them and they will taste the same but they just aren't the same!

Rich tea biscuits? Have you recently become unemployed?
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That's why you ask for sausages on a roll, not singular "sausage". The plurality of "sausages" implies to the basically educated individual that you are asking for link sausages, not Lorne. ;)

You'd get asked if you wanted a square doubler in these parts, although that sounds like something your maw likes on a Saturday night with Lorne and his pal.

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You'd get asked if you wanted a square doubler in these parts, although that sounds like something your maw likes on a Saturday night with Lorne and his pal.

Square doubler, what's the point, Combinations is the key...sausage and egg, and or black pudding, tattie scone, haggis, onion etc etc etc.
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What are you drinking thread for this pish.

Oh it's not for drinking my good man, it's what I get my concubines to dab me with on warm nights on the veranda.

Grimbo

Ps purely a Pimms and lemonade man.

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Square doubler, what's the point, Combinations is the key...sausage and egg, and or black pudding, tattie scone, haggis, onion etc etc etc.

No argument here.

Christ, I could go a breakfast right now.

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The company I work for has been bought over. Worries about redundancies and relocations are one thing, but just been notified that my previously snappy email address of

cardinalr@company.com

has changed to...

cardinal.richelieu@company-anothercompany.com

More than twice as long, it's impossible for people to remember (especially when I scream it in a girl's ear in a busy pub) and reminiscent of an email address from 20 years ago.

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The company I work for has been bought over. Worries about redundancies and relocations are one thing, but just been notified that my previously snappy email address of

cardinalr@company.com

has changed to...

cardinal.richelieu@company-anothercompany.com

More than twice as long, it's impossible for people to remember (especially when I scream it in a girl's ear in a busy pub) and reminiscent of an email address from 20 years ago.

^^^ alan.johnson@consultio-consultius.com IMO.

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The company I work for has been bought over. Worries about redundancies and relocations are one thing, but just been notified that my previously snappy email address of

cardinalr@company.com

has changed to...

cardinal.richelieu@company-anothercompany.com

More than twice as long, it's impossible for people to remember (especially when I scream it in a girl's ear in a busy pub) and reminiscent of an email address from 20 years ago.

Why not just give burds your phone no m8

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Tis easier to remember an email address than a phone number my friend.

Strange method pulling birds and giving them your works e-mail address rather than your phone number. surely they could just type the number in their phone ? or am I completely missing something here ?

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