KnightswoodBear Posted September 7, 2015 Author Share Posted September 7, 2015 Just been to the doctors about a strange itching sensation I've been getting in my hands and feet whenever they get cold. Turns out I'm having a severe allergic reaction to the cold. I live in Scotland and I'm allergic to the cold. FML 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Went to make a tea there and all the milk in the works fridge has went off....ALL OF IT. Bloody terrible so'n it is, gonna be falling asleep at my desk all day now. Put loads of sugar in your tea it tastes milky if you put enough in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Put loads of sugar in your tea it tastes milky if you put enough in. That advice has got to be up there with "roll the windows down and turning the heating up full blast", i.e. as useless as tits on a nun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 That advice has got to be up there with "roll the windows down and turning the heating up full blast", i.e. as useless as tits on a nun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 13, 2015 Author Share Posted September 13, 2015 After 2 and a bit years of getting by with the decrepit old central heating system in the house, which was slowly but surely shutting down in various parts of the house, we've finally got a new all singing all dancing system in. Multizones, brand new pipe work, the works. I had a shower in our en suite this morning, which I never used before because the pressure was so low and the water luke warm at best. The pressure is fantastic now but it took me ages to get the temperature right because the water is piping hot now. I know how those Syrian refugees feel now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Water cooler in the office isn't working. Had to go down to the second floor and use the one there. At least those African women have the sun to keep them warm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Had to watch the football via an illegal pixelating channel. Maybe not quite razorwire but now I understand much better what it is like being denied access to better things. My heart goes out to the refugees. I will put some change in the collection bucket when we do our next big shop on Thursday. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Water cooler in the office isn't working. Had to go down to the second floor and use the one there. At least those African women have the sun to keep them warm. They have run out of water for ours. I may not survive until my shift finishes at 8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 #prayforpeasy23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Decided I'm going to get PES this year. But I don't get paid until Wednesday so I have to get my football game fix from FIFA 15. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Indeed it is. Not sure this is entirely the problem though. That & they've got no nets. I'm in camp Milesy on this one. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I'm in camp Milesy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Welshy you'd be the last person I thought would be on the same bus, I thought everyone with a background like yours was brought up the egg chaser way? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 (edited) Welshy you'd be the last person I thought would be on the same bus, I thought everyone with a background like yours was brought up the egg chaser way? Grimbo I suggest you pull out of camp Milesy before you ejaculate any more of this nonsense. P.S. My Welsh influences are from the North where recreation revolves around football, sheep and solo clubbing. None of that perverted egg chasing. Edited October 3, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I suggest you pull out of camp Milesy before you ejaculate any more of this nonsense. P.S. My Welsh influences are from the North where recreation revolves around football, sheep and solo clubbing. None of that perverted egg chasing. My sincere apologies WelshBo, so do you see any similarities with Llandudno & Aberdeen? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I suggest you pull out of camp Milesy before you ejaculate any more of this nonsense. P.S. My Welsh influences are from the North where recreation revolves around football, sheep and solo clubbing. None of that perverted egg chasing. Do you bangor and Wrexham? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 These puns are be Neath me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 They're making my Cefn Druids itch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 (edited) Think Caerphilly before posting more puns please Edited October 3, 2015 by bob the tank 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 How do you get two whales in a car? Drive down the M74, then the M6, then turn right onto the M56 just past Warrington. This joke doesn't really work well written down tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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