Smurph Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 My MacBook is broken so I need to use one of the college Windows computers and everything about it is so bad, it's like forgetting your PE kit and having to use shorts from the lost and found. I also used my final camomile teabag this morning after paying 40p for hot water. Today is not my day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 There are no pears left in the free fruitbowl at work, Only bananas, apples and nectarines 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 There are no pears left in the free fruitbowl at work, Only bananas, apples and nectarines Nectarines > Pears 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Need to have my faulty new smart TV replaced as it is constantly turning itself off. John Lewis are demanding i take it up there though and i don't have a car and i have also stuck the box in the bin. I'm sure Grimbo could liberate a shopping trolley from Cameron Toll for you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Had to fly cattle class 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Nectarines > Pears Men have been killed for less than this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Need to have my faulty new smart TV replaced as it is constantly turning itself off. John Lewis are demanding i take it up there though and i don't have a car and i have also stuck the box in the bin. You'll have to find something to wrap it up, maybe a duvet and some string: https://www.collectplus.co.uk/returns/new/johnlewis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I'm sure Grimbo could liberate a shopping trolley from Cameron Toll for you Piece of pish but I doubt I'd get it in my Merc* even one of the smaller ones. Maybe if I got a Rolf rack or 1 of those bike ones? That would be some sight eh, I think I'd have to blag a waitrose trolley rather than a Sainsbury's one tbh to keep up with my status. Grimbo *it is a diesel but doesn't hit the mpg's the wee foreign ones do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Piece of pish but I doubt I'd get it in my Merc* even one of the smaller ones. Maybe if I got a Rolf rack or 1 of those bike ones? That would be some sight eh, I think I'd have to blag a waitrose trolley rather than a Sainsbury's one tbh to keep up with my status. Grimbo *it is a diesel but doesn't hit the mpg's the wee foreign ones do A Rolf rack sounds like something operation Yewtree would want to know about. Heh heh wobble wobble can you tell what it is yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 A Rolf rack sounds like something operation Yewtree would want to know about. Heh heh wobble wobble can you tell what it is yet? Whoops aye maybe I could get Throbs computer in the trolley too & have them look at that as well? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Clipped my wing mirror and can't get it to go back into place, think i will need to super glue it Can only see things going from bad to worse. Possible casualty visit coming up. Is ths on the car that you don't have or is it apish bike perchance? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 My predictive text is taking the pish out of me. I have to go back to typing each word, oh bother. Now I understand what it must be like for the Africans on their Nokia 3210's. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Nah its my car, got a wee cheap run around. Bloody annoying How big is your faulty Telly that you can't fit it n your wee car? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 (edited) Throbber if you're really stuck I have a van and live 5 mins from John Lewis. Edited October 6, 2015 by Billy Dynamite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Need to have my faulty new smart TV replaced as it is constantly turning itself off. John Lewis are demanding i take it up there though and i don't have a car and i have also stuck the box in the bin. Clipped my wing mirror and can't get it to go back into place, think i will need to super glue it Nah its my car, got a wee cheap run around. Bloody annoying So, you don't have a car... but you do have a car? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 How big is your faulty Telly that you can't fit it n your wee car? Grimbo I've got just the thing, well I can pass on details. Bizarrely, I saw an advert in the wellgate bogs, when you've gotta go you've gotta go, some boys selling an 8" TV. Be ideal for the motor, I reckon. I jotted down the number, just incase. PM sent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Oh, throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Caught in a web of my own lies!! I thought you'd bought your TV from Amazon as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 (edited) Caught in a web of my own lies!!Tbh Throb lad, the John Lewis that Billy was on about was not the large store off the pubic triangle. He's on about the mad leith male rapist but he does live very near Bordlands TV/Darts shop, it might still be a cheaper option than the web you have created? I just hope this is not on pccabe's patrol, if I were you I'd go & lead a few fictions drug trails on other threads. Call me Ally McBeal.Grimbo Edited October 6, 2015 by Grim O'Grady 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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