philpy Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 The double decker I was looking forward too later has melted. I expect at least a minutes silence No other buses running today then??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: The double decker I was looking forward too later has melted. I expect at least a minutes silence This is about taking 2 cocks right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 I was sitting outside enjoying the sunshine today, and when the sun moved behind the house I planned on firing up the Chimenea to keep the heat in the garden. Everything was going fine as I sat reading Autosport, until the fire went out, a gust of wind took hold of the smoke and I ended up covered in it. My attempts to cover the strong smell with aftershave then meant that I smelt like a Taxi. Terribly unfortunate. I'm not sure where the servant who normally watches the fire went either, but when I find him he'll be handed his jotters. Rogue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 I was sitting outside enjoying the sunshine today, and when the sun moved behind the house I planned on firing up the Chimenea to keep the heat in the garden. Everything was going fine as I sat reading Autosport, until the fire went out, a gust of wind took hold of the smoke and I ended up covered in it. My attempts to cover the strong smell with aftershave then meant that I smelt like a Taxi. Terribly unfortunate. I'm not sure where the servant who normally watches the fire went either, but when I find him he'll be handed his jotters. Rogue. No wind here, perfect fire, minimal smoke. Up ye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Just now, philpy said: No wind here, perfect fire, minimal smoke. Up ye. You'd get more heat from a match. Sort it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Im getting plenty of heat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, philpy said: Im getting plenty of heat. Not from that chimenea though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 22 minutes ago, philpy said: No wind here, perfect fire, minimal smoke. Up ye. Well I'm impressed even if these curmudgeons are not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 No wind here, perfect fire, minimal smoke. Up ye. Did you steal it from the Borrowers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 The one I've got looks like Tick Tock from Return to Oz with a drinking problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 I was travelling first class on Virgin east coast line a couple of weeks back from Stonehaven-Doncaster, and the wifi was intermittent to say the least. Also when getting back on at Doncaster the following day, to then travel down to London, the carriage was much busier (full of Leeds/Bradford based business types) and thus they had run out of freebie sausage rolls, with some kind of stew the only hot option. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Just sit in the house with the heating on you fucking madmen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Shut up, the adults are talking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Trash can fires? Doncaster / Leeds / Bradford? The First World Problems thread has been over by 3rd worlders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 On 10/05/2017 at 02:06, philpy said: Shut up, the adults are talking Brave talk for a midget. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 On 2017-5-8 at 20:52, KnightswoodBear said: The one I've got looks like Tick Tock from Return to Oz with a drinking problem. Is see your fancy dan log burner and raise you mine..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, PWL said: Is see your fancy dan log burner and raise you mine..... Poor R2D2. RIP wee man... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 12, 2017 Author Share Posted May 12, 2017 9 hours ago, PWL said: Is see your fancy dan log burner and raise you mine..... That's fucking amazing. I'm not going to lie, I'm v.v.v jelly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 19 hours ago, PWL said: Is see your fancy dan log burner and raise you mine..... Very poor weeding between slabs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Is see your fancy dan log burner and raise you mine..... Want. Where did you get that from? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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