First World Problems

[Melanius Mullarkey]

4 minutes ago, gav-ffc said:

Forgot to lift my iPad to play FM at work later.

Go back. Always go back.

Easily worth a written warning.

[gav-ffc]

Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Go back. Always go back.

Easily worth a written warning.

Only realised when I opened my bag at work.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

7 minutes ago, gav-ffc said:

Only realised when I opened my bag at work.

Feel for you. That’s a sickener.

ill see if the Thai boys football team will go back in to do a sponsored swim through the caves for you.

[Bert Raccoon]

I went to KFC for lunch and I'm now sitting having a pint but feel extremely bloated and it's making my pint less enjoyable. 

[The Equalizer]

Creaming a drive over the crest of a hill dead fucking centre on the fairway and losing the ball.

[welshbairn]

14 minutes ago, The Equalizer said:

Creaming a drive over the crest of a hill dead fucking centre on the fairway and losing the ball.

Support rural slaughter  country pursuits.

[Mark Connolly]

1 hour ago, The Equalizer said:

Creaming a drive over the crest of a hill dead fucking centre on the fairway and losing the ball.

A regular occurrence at Royal Lethamhill, where you can buy it back on the next tee.

[Bold Rover]

In our boyhood, we used to perform this redistribution of wealth activity at Drumpellier. Didn't need a hill, though. Onto fairway and off with a 200+ yard start on the pursuant. Easy money.

[Honest_Man#1]

1 hour ago, Bold Rover said:

In our boyhood, we used to perform this redistribution of wealth activity at Drumpellier. Didn't need a hill, though. Onto fairway and off with a 200+ yard start on the pursuant. Easy money.

Sub-human scum.

[Granny Danger]

25 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said:

Sub-human scum.

Takes some balls though...

 

[throbber]

Constipated.

[Gaz FFC]

Full of shit^^^^^

[Jan Vojáček]

Waitrose had no Jasmine rice to go with my Thai curry tonight.

[Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo]

My montadito de tortilla española has arrived with ketchup on it.

[ViktorVic]

When working in the US I became a victim of crab meat infection in the salad bars in the area.  How's that for a first world problem.

Eat at home, I keep telling myself.

[welshbairn]

33 minutes ago, ViktorVic said:

When working in the US I became a victim of crab meat infection in the salad bars in the area.  How's that for a first world problem.

Eat at home, I keep telling myself.

Do you get a commission when people click on your irrelevant links to Restaurant Guru? 

[nsr]

The sandwich shop near the office has a fridge stocked with every soft drink imaginable, except for Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi. Sold out, perhaps? There aren't any gaps where they might have been before unsavoury fingers could have removed them.

[welshbairn]

Got a new 50" telly and every film I watch the lighting is so harsh you can see the reflection of the studio or location lamps from the sweat on the actors foreheads. It's like watching 80/90's tv movies or for the even more elderly, episodes of Crossroads. I miss the softness of light from my old telly. Might as well jump in the bin and join it in recycling.

[ah-dee]

i ordered my large chicken kebab with a pitta bread instead of the nan it specified. it came with nan

[Mark Connolly]

On 06/08/2018 at 18:25, welshbairn said:

Got a new 50" telly and every film I watch the lighting is so harsh you can see the reflection of the studio or location lamps from the sweat on the actors foreheads. It's like watching 80/90's tv movies or for the even more elderly, episodes of Crossroads. I miss the softness of light from my old telly. Might as well jump in the bin and join it in recycling.

Does it not have the option of a movie mode? Most modern tellys do, and it tends to have the effect you’re looking for