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Pie and Bovril Civil War


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Here's a scene from a battle...

Alright, which one of you has a brother who works in Bromley?

Town's a shitehole. Your brother's a c**t for working there, your maw's a sow for having him, and you're fucking getting it for being associated with these hellish mutants :angry:

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Alright, which one of you has a brother who works in Bromley?

Town's a shitehole. Your brother's a c**t for working there, your maw's a sow for having him, and you're fucking getting it for being associated with these hellish mutants :angry:

You do a lot of talking junior..

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You do a lot of talking junior..

You're safe for now. They don't allow Fifers into places like Bromley in case they make off with the silverware.

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You're safe for now. They don't allow Fifers into places like Bromley in case they make off with the silverware.

I've got plenty of silverware.

I haven't picked a side yet

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I know there's no touching hair and faces, but I have glasses...can we rule out breaking anyone's glasses, they are very expensive to get replaced.

Get contacts. Or those Edgar Davids type sports glasses.

Incidentally there are no rules. Hair and faces are fair game. Those who mistakenly think otherwise will get a shock when they get a punch in the puss or a tussle on the hair

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Get contacts. Or those Edgar Davids type sports glasses.

Incidentally there are no rules. Hair and faces are fair game. Those who mistakenly think otherwise will get a shock when they get a punch in the puss or a tussle on the hair

This is unfair on the foliclely challenged amongst the factions, what wouldn't they give for a tussle of their hair? Consider yourself on report for no taking into account the feelings of the baldies.

Grimbo

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Grim- are you bringing the mighty Spartan Army into the fight or has their tandem got a puncture?

meantime.. Pie and Bovrilers,

Tam the Bam

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Needs YOU!

Which side are you on boy?

Are you pluming for war propaganda:photographer perchance?

Grimbo

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Pete and Jimmy (the Goat Suckers):

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^^^^ DICKHEADS

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