Tamdunk Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Jimmy and throbber are both funny, but Jimmy is far more succinct. I'm with Jimmy and Pete here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Pretty certain that sjc would have been on Throbber's team. In his absence, it's only fair that we should be able to commandeer the SS Ladyboy and use it to shell the hated splitters on the banks with jobbies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k863l1MiN7Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 People keep forgetting that a civil war isn't a popularity contest, it's about slaughtering people you know and like in the name of a cause. I like plenty of posters on Pete & Jimmy's side but I'm always in favour of the underdog and I take a grim satisfaction in knowing I'd have the mettle to do the right thing and bathe in my neighbours blood using homemade weapons if some trumped up cause said that i should. Team Sweet Prince for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Jimmy and throbber are both funny, but Jimmy is far more succinct. I'm with Jimmy and Pete here. He is that, I suppose the two of us would make a hilarious comedy duo as part of a sketch show or sit com - me with my baffling stupidity and ridiculous comments and behaviour and him with his stern face and foul temper constantly getting enraged with me and blowing up with anger when it all got too much. I did ask him for a beer once and he said he would rather watch his family die in a house fire so it's probably a non starter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 You fucking turncoat. You're first target with these sock shitebombs MuckleMoo's prepping. I am, and always have been, on the opposite side from 14mile and SOL. Unfortunately throbber (an all round hilarious poster) has been backed up by shit flingers and cry-baby bitches, which is a damn shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 The last few days I have been lavished by so many nice comments I feel overwhelmed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 I am, and always have been, on the opposite side from 14mile and SOL. Unfortunately throbber (an all round hilarious poster) has been backed up by shit flingers and cry-baby bitches, which is a damn shame. What the f**k did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Europe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Kingdom special services and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 12, 2015 Author Share Posted June 12, 2015 The last few days I have been lavished by so many nice comments I feel overwhelmed Shame then that you'll be getting your puss panned in by Jimmy because you have (thus far) a shite mob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 I'm obviously on the side of throbber and Lithgy. Anyone says anything against them, particularly throbz is getting kicked squarely in the pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 I'm obviously on the side of throbber and Lithgy. Anyone says anything against them, particularly throbz is getting kicked squarely in the pie. My knight in shining armour xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 What the f**k did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Europe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Kingdom special services and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 What the f**k did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Europe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Kingdom special services and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Just because I said this 2 weeks ago doesn't mean you can fucking use it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 PIE AND BOVRIL IS AT WAR! Forget the Avengers and their wee shitey Civil War. The American Civil War is a pillow fight (sorry Slippery) compared to this. It all began in the Father and Son Relationships thread. Take a look at the last few pages if you want the details, but the end result is that two factions have emerged and they are going to war with each other. This will culminate in a huge fucking brawl somewhere (Ruel Street has been suggested). One is headed by Throbber and lithgyjambo, and the other is led by Sweet Pete and Jimmy85. Some have already declared for one side or the other (see below). You now must pick a side. Lets let the Father and Son Relationships thread get back on topic and keep the brewing unrest in this thread. Use this thread to fire shots, call out individual posters, brag about what youll do in the huge fucking brawl, declare for a side and in general HAVE IT! So far the sides are looking like this; Pete and Jimmy (the Goat Suckers): the_saints_are_coming - w**k Lewis Stevenson - w**k YassinMoutaouakil - w**k Heedthebaa - w**k NewDomDom - w**k welshbairn - w**k KnightswoodBear - super w**k Sloop John B - w**k Rugster - good guy the jambo-rocker - w**k Bert Racoon - w**k tamthebam - w**k Gordon EF - w**k Honest_Man#1 - w**k Adam - w**k CGR - w**k Gareth_Glasgow mega w**k mattydfc - w**k Tamdunk - w**k Having looked at the above list, I could probably take the lot of them myself with the rest of the sweet princes chill with a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Glad someone has finally noticed banana tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Just because I said this 2 weeks ago doesn't mean you can fucking use it Glad someone has finally noticed banana tbh. 3 v 1, let's go c***s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 12, 2015 Author Share Posted June 12, 2015 It's heating up. Folk are being called out now. Shots are being fired. Intent is being stated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 I've not been too fond of goats since one tried to eat my Toy Story t-shirt when I was 6 at London Zoo...for that reason I'll sign up for the glorious failure that awaits Throbs....that and I'm a pretty sweet prince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 I have made my decision. I am a goat sucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1875 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Can I be the one who goes onto the battlefield after the battle and puts the severely wounded out of their misery? I promise I'll be gentle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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