williemillersmoustache Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Thanks to the weather I am now ready for both BBQs AND war simultaneously. Romeo hand me a beer and the head of a goat sucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 People, the position of sexual abuser first-aider for the injured is taken. Go about your business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Rather disappointingly, I don't particularly dislike anyone in the Goat Suckers line-up (apart from Jimmy obviously). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 ^^^ Yer average Goat Sucker once I'm through sitting on them. Artist's rendition, obviously; they're not as attractive IRL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 12, 2015 Author Share Posted June 12, 2015 Whilst there technically are no rules for the mass brawl, tridents and hand grenades are frowned upon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Whilst there technically are no rules for the mass brawl, tridents and hand grenades are frowned upon What about jobby filled socks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 P&J. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Whilst there technically are no rules for the mass brawl, tridents and hand grenades are frowned upon I've just been assuming that we were running on 'Purge' rules - no weaponry above Class 4 rating. Tridents ought to be OK IMO. Obviously firearms are acceptable - got to give the wee boys a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 12, 2015 Author Share Posted June 12, 2015 What about jobby filled socks? Disgusting but permitted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 12, 2015 Author Share Posted June 12, 2015 I've just been assuming that we were running on 'Purge' rules - no weaponry above Class 4 rating. Tridents ought to be OK IMO. Obviously firearms are acceptable - got to give the wee boys a chance. Never seen it. No firearms IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 No touching of the hair or face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 No touching of the hair or face. Obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Never seen it. No firearms IMO Game's over, boys. Give it up now before the pain is brought. Looks like it is going to be a long close season. Aye, we'll need something to do after the bodies are buried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 12, 2015 Author Share Posted June 12, 2015 Game's over, boys. Give it up now before the pain is brought. Aye, we'll need something to do after the bodies are buried. I haven't declared for either side. Also lithgy gets a bit touchy if you mention burning folk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Thick c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 What the f**k did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Europe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Kingdom special services and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo. Too long, didn't read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Ooft. This lad's just realised how unpopular he is, and he's not taking it well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Nice. The verbal battle is in full swing. NewDomDom? More like.. NewPomPom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris. Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Pete & Jimmy for me. I've no idea who this lithgy character is, but Throbber is a fanny. Plus I share a genuine dislike of the OF, Scousers & Geordies with Jimmy. Sound c**t in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 I am right up for this , chib down my sock and bottle of buckfast for belting off c***s coupons #monthen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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