SlipperyP Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Driving back from the Tunnel in Glasgow to Dundee to the girlfriend's house, absolutely 'buzzing oot ma nut' had stop the car somewhere on the M9 near Stirling. Just couldn't wait any longer 'she was getting in there & then' it was about 05:00 on a summers morning full daylight. Those E's were fucking great. This was back in 1994 in her Fiat Panda 500. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Criminal that there's not been a Mallrats quote yet... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larky55 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Been close on several occasions. I've not given up hope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 This guy took it to a completely different level http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2792621/man-sex-cars-describes-lost-virginity-neighbour-s-volkswagen-beetle.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I don't have sex and I don't have a car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I don't have sex and I don't have a car. ^^^ Alice Cooper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I saw a bird doing a reverse cowgirl on the top deck of a 16 bus heading west outside the 3 judges pub one evening while I was out the front having a cigarette. #BusShaggers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 This guy took it to a completely different level http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2792621/man-sex-cars-describes-lost-virginity-neighbour-s-volkswagen-beetle.html Have you ever had sex n a bike? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 (edited) I saw a bird doing a reverse cowgirl on the top deck of a 16 bus heading west outside the 3 judges pub one evening while I was out the front having a cigarette. #BusShaggers Had to look that up. It's her on top with her arse in your face. P.S. Handy if she's not a looker. Edited June 19, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I have had sex in the car many, many times. But not for a f*cking long, long time! ^^^3 minutes the limit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Arm rest keeps getting in the way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 It certainly does 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 It certainly does What kind of mad car is that? The arm rest is in the way of the hand brake, no wonder you're testy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an_dee Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 ^^^3 minutes the limit.Have a green for making me spit my beer out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Hammond organ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 What kind of mad car is that? The arm rest is in the way of the hand brake, no wonder you're testy. It's a Citroen DS3 dsport plus, actually a nice wee runner but you are spot on re the handbrake and it getting in the way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 It's a Citroen DS3 dsport plus, actually a nice wee runner but you are spot on re the handbrake and it getting in the way I'm a Passat man, the 'handbrake' is a button on the dashboard (Insignias have them as well), it took 5 minutes to get over the missing lever, now I don't miss it. Now before sweetpete, hiya pal, gets the wrong idea, we're just talking motors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I'm a Passat man, the 'handbrake' is a button on the dashboard (Insignias have them as well), it took 5 minutes to get over the missing lever, now I don't miss it. Now before sweetpete, hiya pal, gets the wrong idea, we're just talking motors. I thought about an insignia but decided against it (thought it was a bit big as it is normally just me in the car for work etc) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 It certainly does That's tiny... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Hammond organ? Bravo, sir - and in B4 the lock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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