paranoid android Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 FTFY Hey - it still counts. Actually, the only time I've shagged in a car was in my ex-bird's Skoda. Good times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Can't have sex in a car because the law here limits me to fehv.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Following on from the living in a car thread. I thought this one would be more up our street. I done it in a rover 205 and a Renault 19 but only got a blowie when I had a corsa. I've got a Merc now but never had a sniff, not that I've tried to be honest. When I 1st passed me test I had a daf 44 what a wreck it was, took a bird out but ended up shagging her on a football pitch, at night & not underfloor lights. Good score. So what's your best car shag, make & model please? Grimbo What's so special about your street? Do you play a lot of Dean Martin at the passing cars? (or whatever the whippersnappers consider romantic these days. Slipknot?) Never shagged in a car, but had plenty of handjobs while driving. Only in America though where, as I'm sure you know, holding an unconcealed weapon isn't against the law. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I had an offer. It was distracting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 18, 2015 Author Share Posted June 18, 2015 (edited) What's so special about your street? Do you play a lot of Dean Martin at the passing cars? (or whatever the whippersnappers consider romantic these days. Slipknot?) Never shagged in a car, but had plenty of handjobs while driving. Only in America though where, as I'm sure you know, holding an unconcealed weapon isn't against the law. Dave, I meant it in the collective way like more in to how our dirty minds work? That said I see nowt wrong with a bit of That's Amore blasting out of my bedroom window from my gramophone eh at passers by in the feeble hope that may entice them in to some sexual activity? Dave, that was my brothers name too & he used to have a transit van, well for those old enough to remember back to the 80's, I had a mate Tony & he'd woon tickets to go to an airshow but this was at no ordinary airbase oh no, this one was surrounded by John McVeigh is a tit (I don't mean that in a disrespectful way) cos it was at Greenham Common, down south like. So we stuck a couple of bunk bed mattresses in the back of his van & drove down to the show, drank beer & sat out in the sunshine watching planes n shit. Then when it had finished we went out to some countryside pub & asked the landlord if we could stay in the car park overnight & we'd eat & get shitfaced in his pub. He was obliging & so we sat down to eat, drink & be merry. Well we gets chatting to some local lasses & I tried me luck, got lucky & borrowed our kids keys, now I can't for the life of me fathom out why, maybe it was out of respect for D&T but I took her on the front seats of the van rather than on the mattresses in the back, it was dark so it wasn't an exhibition thing. Crazy eh? Grimbo Edited June 18, 2015 by Grim O'Grady 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 In the Waterfront Car Park in a KA with my girlfriend (her motor) when I was about 20. Was shite. We just bought a picnic blanket and went out in the wild after that whenever her maw and da' were home and we couldn't use hers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Sadly don't drive and have yet to go out with someone that drives, which makes me sound like a beast. However I have a mate who almost died shagging in a car. The car was parked on a hill and mid pump the handbrake got knocked. Car ended up smashing into a wall. Totally worth it I'd say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 ^^^ Citroën VL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 (edited) ...fearing a stint on the register, I had to think fast. I was got got 'at it' in the motor at a school with my gf. Thinking back, things could have turned out much worse than the slap on the wrists we received. To be fair though, we were still attending that school at the time and were only 17 ourselves. My dad posts on P n B and there are 3 certainties guaranteed to come as a result of me posting the above paragraph:- 1) He's a dirty old b£st£rd so he'll have definitely read this topic. 2) I'll never be allowed to borrow his car ever again. 3) I'm going to be grounded Edited June 18, 2015 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I have a mate who almost died shagging in a car. The car was parked on a hill and mid pump the handbrake got knocked. Car ended up smashing into a wall. Totally worth it I'd say. Should've put the car in gear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Quite a few times. In various models as well. Some lingerie, some swimsuit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Plenty times. Some of the best ones I've had have been in motors. I used to see a bird that didnt drink much so for a good while every weekend after the dancing she'd pick me up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 (edited) Do Wanks count? yes you're included. I think it was open to everyone. Edited cos the Sarge beat me to it. So to speak. Edited June 18, 2015 by thisal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Sadly don't drive and have yet to go out with someone that drives, which makes me sound like a beast. However I have a mate who almost died shagging in a car. The car was parked on a hill and mid pump the handbrake got knocked. Car ended up smashing into a wall. Totally worth it I'd say. People who don't leave the car in gear deserve to die mid-coitus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I've never tried it. Always just thought there isn't enough space and it would just end up uncomfortable/painful and I'm not a big guy so no idea how most people do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I've never tried it. Always just thought there isn't enough space and it would just end up uncomfortable/painful and I'm not a big guy so no idea how most people do it. Hung like a mouse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I was given my first BJ in the back of my dads car by a lassie I was at school with. That was the last time my dad ran the pair of us back from the cinema. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 18, 2015 Author Share Posted June 18, 2015 I was given my first BJ in the back of my dads car by a lassie I was at school with. That was the last time my dad ran the pair of us back from the cinema. Was that just before you lost your headmaster post too? Works on 2 levels that. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I was given my first BJ in the back of my dads car by a lassie I was at school with. That was the last time my dad ran the pair of us back from the cinema. Yer dad pissed off she wouldn't go twoses? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergie's no1 fan Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 (edited) Following on from the living in a car thread. I thought this one would be more up our street. I done it in a rover 205 and a Renault 19 but only got a blowie when I had a corsa. Grimbo Even though it was only a blowie was it in this car? Edited June 18, 2015 by sergie's no1 fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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