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On 8/6/2016 at 11:05, TheScarf said:

McKeown is the biggest *** going so it's little surprise he's writing that.  Another Rangers arse-licker who's only care is who the latest 'marquee' signing is, and what Gary Lineker and Gary Neville think of the Old Firm games.

Desmond McKeown, educated at St Ninian's RC High School in Kirkintilloch? That Des McKeown? 

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24 minutes ago, shull said:

You can just imagine him sitting alone finishing that article at his one-seated kitchen table with a half empty bottle of Bells whisky and an overflowing ashtray by his side before going into his bed and crying himself to sleep.

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12 minutes ago, archie guevara said:

Desmond McKeown, educated at St Ninian's RC High School in Kirkintilloch? That Des McKeown? 

Yes, McKeown is a Catholic and a Celtic fan.

To my mind, media figures with a Celtic background are as bad if not worse than, those with a Rangers one.  Look at the ramblings of fools like Burley and Provan. 

Basically, they're OF apologists.  They think that the game is essentially about two clubs.  Which of them they prefer, is almost immaterial.

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52 minutes ago, shull said:

Once more, no actual evidence of things being worse in the top flight without Rangers.

Just prattlings about it being better now because his favourite team is there.  That's why he likes it better - it doesn't touch on why the rest of us might though.

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14 hours ago, yoda said:

I'm amazed that anyone (other than himself) considered Joey "Joseph" Barton to be, at the peak of his career, anything other than a distinctly average midtable to lower-end Premier League player, filed alongside the likes of Gavin McCann and Lee Bowyer.

 

Still he successfully reinvented himself on Twitter a few years ago so that's something. I guess.

Lee Bowyer was a better player than Barton, certainly during his period playing for Leeds.

You get players like this, who have a far higher media profile than their on-field achievements warrant.  If Barton wasn't such a Twitter celeb then no-one would really give that much of a shit about him.

 

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5 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

Lee Bowyer was a better player than Barton, certainly during his period playing for Leeds.

You get players like this, who have a far higher media profile than their on-field achievements warrant.  If Barton wasn't such a Twitter celeb then no-one would really give that much of a shit about him.

 

Did he actually make an appearance on Question Time at one point, or have I been duly whooshed?

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37 minutes ago, archie guevara said:

Desmond McKeown, educated at St Ninian's RC High School in Kirkintilloch? That Des McKeown? 

That's the chap.

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2 hours ago, shull said:

Union Jack is a journalist who makes no attempt to disguise the fact he's a raging bigot, which is nothing new, really. Vile human being.

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Did he actually make an appearance on Question Time at one point, or have I been duly whooshed?


He did.
He had both feet in his mouth within minutes.

The QPR and former England midfielder said the options available to the electorate in last week's polls were like a choice "between four really ugly girls". He was seeking to clarify why he had earlier described Ukip as the "best of a bad bunch".
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1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

Lee Bowyer was a better player than Barton, certainly during his period playing for Leeds.

You get players like this, who have a far higher media profile than their on-field achievements warrant.  If Barton wasn't such a Twitter celeb then no-one would really give that much of a shit about him.

 

See Robbie Savage

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12 minutes ago, Stu said:

Chris Jack is the interview subject on the latest episode of the Fitba Hacks podcast. It's pretty much what you'd expect.

Chris Jack is such a Rangers sounding name isn't it.

I always imagine Rangers fans to be called Chris, Barry or Steven for some reason.

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4 hours ago, shull said:

That snivelling, forelock-tugging joke piece is a caricature of what diddy club supporters imagine OF hacks to be like - so it's almost funny to see every shite armageddon cliche being played out. 

 

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Scottish football and our top league needs Rangers

 

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the Glasgow giant is back

 

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With four Old Firm games ahead, people from outside these shores will look in with interest once again

 

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But now we have normality restored in the Premiership

I most enjoyed the world-class logical fallacy where within 2 sentences he points out that loads of clubs have won silverware in recent seasons and then talks about how the "malaise" has set in :lol: I must have missed the malaise on the streets of Dingwall, Inverness, Perth, Edinburgh, Aberdeen etc over the past few years as open top buses were on their way round. 

The only people who have been showing signs of malaise over the past few years have been one-note hacks who neither had the imagination nor the interest to capture a time where, with cups and high league finishes being shared around, we all got a glimpse of what life outside "normality" was like.

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As good a place as any to share this. 

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Scottish broadcaster Bill Leckie, keeping fit in Rio, was delighted to find a state-of-the-art Wattbike in his hotel gym. He altered the settings and was pedalling away when in walked former Tour de France winner Vincenzo Nibali, who was not overly impressed that his carefully set up exercise bike had been commandeered.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-3728391/Rio-Olympics-2016-athletics-venue-s-temporary-seating-not-fully-tested-ahead-track-field-event.html

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