banana Posted July 30, 2015 Author Share Posted July 30, 2015 I see that we have taken a leaf from Motherwells book Crackin. Maybe we've contracted the Motherwell person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 We could win this, assuming Aberdeen don't drop their keeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 30, 2015 Author Share Posted July 30, 2015 Aberdeen getting a kicking in Almaty right now. We could win this, assuming Aberdeen don't drop their keeper. 2-1 going on 5-1. Soaps n Ranks, Chas n Dave, and Mario and Darko will be rubbing their hands together watching that. Zwick McGowan Donaldson Durnan Dixon Soaps Ranks Darko Telfer Spittal Bilate Dave off the bench to assist our 2nd in a 2-0 win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 2-1 going on 5-1. Soaps n Ranks, Chas n Dave, and Mario and Darko will be rubbing their hands together watching that. Zwick McGowan Donaldson Durnan Dixon Soaps Ranks Darko Telfer Spittal Bilate Dave off the bench to assist our 2nd in a 2-0 win. I regarded the Rodney/Dave chat as unequivocally shite but you've just redeemed it with this Chas and Dave shtick. Impressive work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 That Almaty team would do well against Celtic, 2-1 away is a decent result. If you think you'll be any sort of match to them you'll be in for a shock on Sunday. 2-0 the Dons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Shocked eh? Right you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Aberdeen getting a kicking in Almaty right now. Absolutely ragdolled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Pants shat, taken to laundrette, dry cleaned, back on, and shat again. ^ ^ ^ Terrified of bumping into Biggie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemePaynesSocks Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 The only shock will be if United win. Or if the home fans bother turning up. I've changed my mind, I think we will cruise this 3-0. Rooney, McGinn and a Goodwillie penalty. #TheShedIsRed You bringing down the usual 40k fans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milnzo Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 I've changed my mind. Massive Dons win. -3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Am looking forward to this but I think Aberdeen will play well, 3-2 United win with a Rodney scoring the winner late on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Am looking forward to this but I think Aberdeen will play well, 3-2 United win with a Rodney scoring the winner late on. I would be delighted with this kind if scenario. As long as it is an exciting match with a few goals I will be happy regardless of the result. With the football being back I just want a great game to watch. Of course I don't want us to lose but results on the opening day tend not to mean much over the course of the season (see last year's demolition of Aberdeen at Pittodrie). Aberdeen are stronger squad wise and we are weaker but anything can happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 31, 2015 Author Share Posted July 31, 2015 I regarded the Rodney/Dave chat as unequivocally shite but you've just redeemed it with this Chas and Dave shtick. Impressive work. I'm hearing we're in for Luigi Garfunkel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XIII Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I'll be happy with a draw, so we can prepare for the Borats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akredz Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Settle for a draw after our long european jaunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I have no idea who plays for utd anymore but if their team is now made up of comedy musical duos, i think they'll be more like Jedward or Daphne & Celeste than the mighty Chaz & Dave. Possible one hit wonders, but ultimately doomed to embarrassing obscurity and eclipsed by true maestro's like Kenny 'Don' Maclean and genuine chart topper Peter Pawlett (baby). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 31, 2015 Author Share Posted July 31, 2015 Are United rejects Flood, Goodwillie and Robson likely to start? Do you have any players called Jerome? Only two days of preseason to go, folks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Would Robson and Shaleum do it for you? Goodie might start, he's been brilliant so far. Flood could as well depending on who might need rested but Barry has been a red card walking every game so far this season, so hope not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Peh McBridie Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Are we banned from the centenary? Did you trash that as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waffelz Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Touché Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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