Miguel Sanchez Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I've just seen Lionel Messi flogging crisps. What sort of world am I living in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I've just seen Lionel Messi flogging crisps. What sort of world am I living in? The guy's on a squillion quid a week; how much more money does he need that he is trying to get us to buy shitty crisps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Beagle Street. Just f**k the fucking f**k off. "Who's gonna make my creme brule just the way I like it?" I think these adverts are an elaborate means of flogging life insurance, presenting the purgatory you're left in if you die uninsured, with only your abandoned dug who hated you for company. Selling by guilt/fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feet Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 For some reason I really hate that sleepy c**t from the Nescafe adverts with the band playing outside his house. Agree. Very punchable face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 DJ Alexander Legal on STV. Decent advert but what a terrible name. DJ Alexander legal! On the ones and twos, laying down the law, prepare to be judged! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 There's a Matteson's Fridge Raiders advert which I think will be popular with this thread's patrons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Possibly there should be a Good Adverts thread for the following pish? Was at the pictures last night and enjoyed the advert for John Lewis Insurance. A wee girl practising her ballet in the house, bumping into loads of stuff but not quite breaking anything as she is oblivious to the carnage she nearly causes. Very amusing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feet Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 another one drives a duster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 While I appreciate the sentiment, and support it wholeheartedly, that Channel 4 "Show Me Your True Colours" advert is annoying as f*ck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I hate the advert, think it might be Lloyd s, where the Dad of a family is going about trying to cut utilities bills and his family just openly disrespect him. Why does the teenage daughter take the lid off that saucepan for any reason other than to be an actual c**t?! And then to top it off the wee girl at the end who tells him to get off the phone - that wee bitch would be getting pedigreed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 That's for Natwest. I hope their house blows up and takes that I GOT BILLS song with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 That's it Miguel, had forgotten about the fucking song as well. I'm in a world of hate now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Not seen it on TV, but the bus stop ones from Zoopla with 'Dan' must be some sort of joke, as surely no one would actually dress like that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 These Haribo adverts where a bunch of adults have children's voices dubbed over them. Creepy and annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Chicco where ever there's a baybeee Beastly phrase and the most irritating pronunciation of baby to boot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 The coral 'are you ready karly?'radio ad. It's the only advert I currently turn the radio off for, it's an assault on your eardrums. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Justeat. Chicken Madras. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 The Scottish government healthy eating radio advert. 'Broccoli are little trees and peas are little footballs, every time they eat one they have scored a goal'. Fu*k off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogmc Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Justeat. Chicken Madras.ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1456135272.133252.jpg[/quote It's an awful cringe worthy ad....but the lassie is a stonewall wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Jesus, I just saw a new "sunlife/mum" advert for their hoary old "over 50 plan". I can't believe it's not a parody. It's basically a middle-aged woman and an old woman standing in front of the camera in a kitchen, both grasping mugs of tea. The mum rhymes off the old lines about wanting to leave something to go towards funeral costs, whilst the daughter gazes at her simperingly, occasionally gasping "oh, mum" and going in for a hug. I kept waiting for it to be some big gag, it was so cartoonishly cheesy. None came. It was deadly serious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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