Miguel Sanchez Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 This new Nationwide advert is remarkable. The overly earnest poetry they've been flogging for months has stopped rhyming and is somehow more annoying. Even the premise of that loyalty one is bullshit. "Oh I asked my gran why she was turning her carrier bags inside out and she said it was because she was using bags from a different shop and didn't want them to see." If she loved the shop that much why was she shopping somewhere else in the first place you weeble-arsed cow? f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 12 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: This new Nationwide advert is remarkable. The overly earnest poetry they've been flogging for months has stopped rhyming and is somehow more annoying. Even the premise of that loyalty one is bullshit. "Oh I asked my gran why she was turning her carrier bags inside out and she said it was because she was using bags from a different shop and didn't want them to see." If she loved the shop that much why was she shopping somewhere else in the first place you weeble-arsed cow? f**k off. Her gran should have popped one of the bags over her fat head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Also the concept of loyalty when it comes to banks is incredibly laughable. Stupid old cuntress rimming capitalism and thinking there's some sort virtue in it. Anyway, there's a new We Buy Any Car one where a phenomenally stupid woman is crowing about how she could have got more money elsewhere but that We Buy Any Car saved her loads of time. She's actually wilfully pleased at being ripped off and thinks others should be too, all because it apparently saves some undisclosed amount of time. She claims her time is valuable to her whilst at the same time demonstrating that it's clearly not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 This new Nationwide advert is remarkable. The overly earnest poetry they've been flogging for months has stopped rhyming and is somehow more annoying. Even the premise of that loyalty one is bullshit. "Oh I asked my gran why she was turning her carrier bags inside out and she said it was because she was using bags from a different shop and didn't want them to see." If she loved the shop that much why was she shopping somewhere else in the first place you weeble-arsed cow? f**k off. There's another one with a 30 something Scottish bird who, if this is real life, has most likely never had a job in her life and stays in mum and dads guest house.Tart. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Apart from pishy auld folk, who comes to the door with a hot pie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 5 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Apart from pishy auld folk, who comes to the door with a hot pie? It's too early in the morning to think of a cleverer answer than, "yer maw". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Any adverts that are created to 'fit' with a current high-profile event. Current offender is British Gas, who have a cringy Wimbledon themed radio advert, topped with the phrase "new boilers please". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 On 13/07/2017 at 07:42, Boghead ranter said: Any adverts that are created to 'fit' with a current high-profile event. Current offender is British Gas, who have a cringy Wimbledon themed radio advert, topped with the phrase "new boilers please". Current offender is in fact Muller yoghurts who have had this on the go for about four months: At least their other effort with noted British sprinting hopeful Adam Gemili backfired hilariously when he failed his qualifier and won't be appearing in the actual championship himself: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/40572186 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 The Hungry House thing with that camp guy banging on about how the ability to use chopsticks is a sign of intelligence - and then makes a complete c**t of trying to pick up a piece of food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 12 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Current offender is in fact Muller yoghurts who have had this on the go for about four months: At least their other effort with noted British sprinting hopeful Adam Gemili backfired hilariously when he failed his qualifier and won't be appearing in the actual championship himself: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/40572186 Muller ads, every one. Scherzinger displays what a shite actress she is, while building up to the "oh look, she's got yoghurt on the end of her nose!" ending. Tatty-fucking-hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 On 15/07/2017 at 14:27, GordonD said: The Hungry House thing with that camp guy banging on about how the ability to use chopsticks is a sign of intelligence - and then makes a complete c**t of trying to pick up a piece of food. The more you look at this the worse it gets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 14 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: The more you look at this the worse it gets Could imagine @Rugster going for that alongside hid cold toast tbh.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawpar Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Hate this advert with a passion. It's summer not fucking christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 That new AA one with the wee lassie in the backseat 'singing'. It looks dreadful. In fact it would have looked dreadful in 2002. And it's strangely creepy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Pyjama Mamas doesn't get enough hate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Since that Pyjama Mamas ad was pointed out on here, I've noticed an increase in the number of messes who can't be bothered to wash and put on big girl clothes. Always wearing make-up, though, but that might be the previous day's residue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Since that Pyjama Mamas ad was pointed out on here, I've noticed an increase in the number of messes who can't be bothered to wash and put on big girl clothes. Always wearing make-up, though, but that might be the previous day's residue. Standard Alloa attire Dave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 It's not even a new thing. A few years back there tears and hysterical Facebook posts after Tesco banned such attired folk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 The Magnum advert where a guy approaches a woman at a rooftop bar, only to be frightened away after the strong independent woman summons a fucking Bald Eagle to her arm. Daftest and most irrelevant advert I've seen in quite some time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Kellogs cornflakes, some Welsh p***k pouring peanut butter over them. Peanut butter for f**k sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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