Miguel Sanchez Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 27 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Kellogs cornflakes, some Welsh p***k pouring peanut butter over them. Peanut butter for f**k sake. My epic bowl of corn flakes. You read that in his voice. I hope his peanut butter does a Kirk Broadfoot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 The Lynx one with the guy with a huge nose sitting in a car with some nice lassie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taxman Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Any advert going on about over 50 life cover, the Michael Parkinson one is particularly irritating. Some people will do anything for a pen!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Since that Pyjama Mamas ad was pointed out on here, I've noticed an increase in the number of messes who can't be bothered to wash and put on big girl clothes. Always wearing make-up, though, but that might be the previous day's residue. Jammy tramps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 8 hours ago, Taxman said: Any advert going on about over 50 life cover, the Michael Parkinson one is particularly irritating. Some people will do anything for a pen!!! Makes you wonder what they'll be offering folk in forty years' time. Claudia Winkleman extolling the virtues of the free replica iPhone, despite the youngsters all having communication chips embedded into their tooth fillings by that point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Haven't been on this thread in a while but I sincerely hope you've all torn into the Weetabix advert done in the style of David and Goliath, where the wee p***k goes "fee fi fo fix, I've just 'ad my Weetabix." The wee c**t has single-handedly convinced me to never buy Weetabix ever again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 19 hours ago, Taxman said: Any advert going on about over 50 life cover, the Michael Parkinson one is particularly irritating. Some people will do anything for a pen!!! Absolutely this. The hidden message is, "If you're watching TV at this time of day you're probably a pensioner, which means you're going to die soon." As for the Parkinson one, he starts off by saying, "People keep asking me which was my favourite interview." Well if you actually answered the question instead of changing the subject to funeral costs they wouldn't keep asking! When Parkie's contract is up I can see them employing somebody else, like that lassie from Bake-Off. "People ask me what my favourite cake is. And I ask them, 'What kind of cakes would you like at your funeral?'" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 19 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I'd happily do 30 days in Perth to take a shovel to that c***s beak. Specifically the prison, or just Perth itself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Why are all the people on life insurance adverts non-smokers? (Because they have the lowest premiums, so it's more attractive to people thinking about doing it.) I'd like to see one with a jaikie who says he's on forty fags and a bottle of Buckfast a day, and see what quote he gets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 It's not an individual advert as such, but I've recently been watching a few shows on Universal Channel (mostly Law & Order: SVU) and at every single ad break they play the same trailers and adverts every bloody time. I can now recite the entire ad break off the top of my head, and the fact that it always starts with a minute long trailer for their Eddie Murphy season is just the grim icing on that particularly nasty cake. I long for a Parky over-50s insurance ad just to mix it up a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Viceland is fucking awful for this. Only watch it for 'Its always sunny' Mainly as no one wants to advertise on Viceland and so they have to constantly run trailers for their terrible shows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 STV are the same - unless it's during one of their 'big' shows, then most ad breaks are just previews for other STV shows. STV is shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 The advert during STV news with the two old wifies chucking and dropping a box then getting wheeled away looking like Chet from weird science. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 "Flash! Ahhhhh! It works miracles!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 The KFC advert with the chicken walking along to DMX. Don't know why the chicken is looking so pleased with itself since its on its way to being chopped into a million pieces then chucked in a Zinger burger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 KFC have a billboard near my house that says, "THE CHICKEN, THE WHOLE CHICKEN AND NOTHING BUT THE CHICKEN". Is that really the message they want to put across? The whole chicken, presumably including beaks and claws and eyes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 (edited) Any adverts with talking animals. I mean, why? The worst one is the credit score one, with the dog following his owner everywhere "ok, I come too" while wearing crocs on his front paws. Cringe. Edited July 29, 2017 by IainMorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 On 22/07/2017 at 09:47, GordonD said: Absolutely this. The hidden message is, "If you're watching TV at this time of day you're probably a pensioner, which means you're going to die soon." As for the Parkinson one, he starts off by saying, "People keep asking me which was my favourite interview." Well if you actually answered the question instead of changing the subject to funeral costs they wouldn't keep asking! When Parkie's contract is up I can see them employing somebody else, like that lassie from Bake-Off. "People ask me what my favourite cake is. And I ask them, 'What kind of cakes would you like at your funeral?'" So can I get Emu to turn up at my funeral or not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 44 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: So can I get Emu to turn up at my funeral or not? Only if you die by falling off your roof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q0S-RUSH Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 On 29/07/2017 at 03:04, Highland Capital said: "Flash! Ahhhhh! It works miracles!" Definately this. One f**king annoying advert but not as bad as Gary " you hhad me at oven-baked" Lineker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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