tongue_tied_danny Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Has anyone seen the new garage door advert with Anna Ryder Richardson? Rough... as... She has got a cracking arse though. If I could look at it whilst they put the door in, I'd buy one. Even though I don't have a garage or a car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 She has got a cracking arse though. She should walk on her hands and teach it to talk then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YER SISTERS YER MAW Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 I know it's a tv ads thread but does anyone find BT's Champions League radio adverts featuring Ferdinand & Lineker cringworthy? They gie me the fuckin' boke! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Skittles pox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 That trip advisor one where the dog mascot thing loudly barks 'book' every few seconds which makes you look at the screen. I really hope that kind of psychological trick doesn't take off with marketers. Oh that's what it's barking, if you change it to fook then it's no longer a pishy advert. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 The Rita Ora Samsung advert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Skittles pox. Quite like that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Skittles pox.You can imagine the munter in this ad shaving that moustache twice a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Just saw a Birdseye one where some woman is waxing lyrical about making "canapés" for a kids party out of chicken nuggets and mini waffles.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Surprised nobody's offered this arsehole yet: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 I'm just glad the Phones 4U ads with that American dick and his 'cool' Phones 4U hand gesture aren't on any more. They fully deserved to be liquidated for that alone. I don't care much for the O2 ads with that nippy cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 They fully deserved to be liquidated for that alone. I don't care much for the O2 ads with that nippy cat. Oh, the one where a bunch of people are walking around with wagging tails. A step away from furries being mainstream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Any STV Edinburgh advert 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 The current Windows 10 advert. f**k off with your emotional "the kids are our future" bullshit. It is a piece of software. Thats it. I despise with a passion any tech commercial (bank commercials do this too) that claims the service they are providing is somehow making you more of a human being, or that their software is in any way life changing or life affirming. The ironically ridiculous recent Facebook one that claimed everyone who uses the site is somehow a worldly travel type who explores the earth is the perfect of example of "eh, is it f**k anything like that in any way". These two videos sum up tech commercials perfectly - 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Oh, the one where a bunch of people are walking around with wagging tails. A step away from furries inbred Highlanders being mainstream. FTFY All SUV adverts are stupid- you always see the drivers going on some adventure through muddy rivers etc. You never see the reality: some dizzy bint on the school run driving one in second gear and failing to signal while doing her make up and behind her is a queue of angry motorists stretching back several blocks.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Wonder if I'll share an Oreo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Any slow paced, patronising advert (usually starring the likes of Michael Parkinson) aimed at the House of Lords. Do you need a hearing aid? Well, unlucky you missed all that because you never knew you had to crank the volume up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Any slow paced, patronising advert (usually starring the likes of Michael Parkinson) aimed at the House of Lords. Do you need a hearing aid? Well, unlucky you missed all that because you never knew you had to crank the volume up. The Parky one annoys me most because he starts off by saying "people often ask me what my favourite interview was" and he never answers the fucking question! Tell us Parky, don't leave us hanging! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 They could also make them a bit more realistic. I would suggest: You're probably going to die very shortly, unlucky. However, you can prepare yourself for this by... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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