speckled tangerine Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 "Ah was born in Sunderland/Carlisle/Northern shithole. Ah was made in the Royal Navy". Cannon fodder or Universal Credit. What a fucking choice. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Not pish but how the heck is the Tango advert on TV? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 “Dats my Katie, she loves her job even though she works with Dummies all day.” What a load of shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 The Tik Tok ones you get before YouTube videos. I detest that platform on sheer principle so will never have an account but I've seen some semi humorous videos that have made it to Twitter but the ones they use are proper facebook patter. "Couple pranks each other" type pish. I genuinely don't know why they've went for such shite promo videos. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi Shandrix Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 There's a few bad ones just now. The singing baby is fucking horrible. Makes me glad I never had kids. Obviously all the "you will die soon" ads on daytime tv. But the worst at the moment by a massive distance is the Virgin broadband one where the girl takes her dead dad's fairly decent sounding ragga track from 1996, fucks around with it for a bit on her ZX Spectrum or whatever it is and turns it into the most insipid Made In Chelsea soundtrack bollocks before appearing on stage in front of a bunch of c***s and says "This one's for my dad". Well I've got news for you kidda, yer dad's turning in his fucking grave alright? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 The DHL ad. f**k off with the clicks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 That fucking Dominos advert is back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 KJT seems to have been dumped from the Mullerlight ads and replaced by Laura Muir. Still awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 The Royal Navy recruitment advert is back - the one with the guy who says he was in the submarine service but everything he did was so top secret that he can't talk about it. Sounds like the kind of bullshit the drunk guy tells you in the pub. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 That advert for viagra featuring an acoustic rendition of 500 miles for some fucking reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Old man folds up his bread loaf wrapper and walks to his local co-op to stick it in their magic bin. Why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 40 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Old man folds up his bread loaf wrapper and walks to his local co-op to stick it in their magic bin. Why? He's trying to stave off suicide after eighteen months of crippling loneliness. The Christmas version should be uplifting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 See that hair loss company are sticking it out with washed up cricket players with too much fake tan and botox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Post Office life insurance with a small extremely Welsh child. Not enough Limmy faces in the world to convey how bad this accent is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixtyten Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 The Talk Talk ad about hidden charges. "Well you did ask about the wine." Not only witless pish, but his pathetic tone of voice is infuriating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 "There's an Ocado just for you"* *Delivery excludes Scotland. I hope you go bust, bunch of cunts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Been mentioned before but it's so damn irritating that it should be cast up on a daily basis until they bin it. That card-payment app where everybody goes "Oooooooooooooooh!" for an inordinate length of time. It's only a fucking app, people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Any advert for PlayStation 5’s. Only because no c**t can get ahold of them just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 A frequent mention, but bingo adverts. The pishest of the pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 Johnnie Beattie on about the Glasgow Academy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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