throbber Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Just to help out an aged and confused Ulsterman mate, how do you know this..................... It's just what dogs do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Guarantee the 22 stopped there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 It's just what dogs do! What, lick your baws and arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 The independent really boil my piss, they are always bigging up the worst kind of attention seeking arseholes. The Independent is an attention-seeking arse. As to menstruation, deal with it boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 What, lick your baws and arse? Especially when I'm pooing outdoors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Especially when I'm pooing outdoors Beats wiping your arse with nettles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Joking aside I don't even think I have shat outdoors. One of the simplest and most natural pleasures in life and I haven't even done it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 It's not as easy as you might think. I was bursting but my rusty bullet hole knew that we were outdoors and was reluctant to unload the bomb bay, despite my urgent need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 For what it's worth I'd rather drink a cup of their period blood than a cup of they're discharge ...the f**k is wrong with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 His spelling of they're? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 My mum was on some serious drugs when she was pregnant with me. I'm now on those same drugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Joking aside I don't even think I have shat outdoors. One of the simplest and most natural pleasures in life and I haven't even done it If you had a decent dog it would go and fetch a rabbit for you to wipe your arse with instead of licking your balls. You've probably trained it very badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 My mum was on some serious drugs when she was pregnant with me. I'm now on those same drugs HRT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertha/BJFC1938 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Overheard a guy in the pub a few years back saying how much he loves muff diving his wife during her period ; He was giving it that he couldn't have the meat without the sauce . Clatty clatty b*****d . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DensParkNumber1 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Overheard a guy in the pub a few years back saying how much he loves muff diving his wife during her period ; He was giving it that he couldn't have the meat without the sauce . Clatty clatty b*****d . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Overheard a guy in the pub a few years back saying how much he loves muff diving his wife during her period ; He was giving it that he couldn't have the meat fish without the sauce . Clatty clatty b*****d . FTFY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaviliunas Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I bet it would be disgusting to taste Probably but I kinda want to for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 My mum was on some serious drugs when she was pregnant with me. I'm now on those same drugs Ah, the circle of Dundonian Life.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Probably but I kinda want to for some reason. Me too I love a putrid gusset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Me too I love a putrid gusset Great band. Saw them at Castle Donnington in 1988. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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