Fullerene Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 This is my first attempt at bad poetry. I need some help. Ode to the disgruntled supporter Of all the teams in the football league, I despise them all apart from my own. Even my own team leaves me to despair, especially when they lose. The manager is simply dreadful but it would be worse with his assistant in charge Clearly the chairman has to go, even if he is better than all the rest. Does the groundskeeper not know anything about grass? Does the catering staff not know anything about pies? Obviously the referee is beneath contempt and his assistants are somewhere below that. All the same, I regard myself as a well-balanced individual and I watch the football because it is all good fun! Please revise. Sooner rather than later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 I need some help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Your poem isn't much loved, but i am actually fair chuffed, I'm having fun, cos we're the lowland league's number 1, so youse can all go and get stuffed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 For the first attempt at bad poetry, it was extremely shite so well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 I like Stranraer, Their ground is quite far, So you'll need a car If you want to go thar But if you don't have a car, They do have a bar, That serves Samovar Which is a cheap vodka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 My first attempt at a haiku in the style of a football casual. Football is such fun But your team is f*cking sh*t Now go and do one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 The Proclaimers beat everybody to it................................ I could get a broken jaw from being in a fightI know its evening when day turns to nightI can understand why Stranraer lie so lowlyThey could save a lot of points by signing Hibs Goalie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Upon a hill, there stood a dookit It's no there noo, some c**t tookit Rangers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Millwall, Millwall, they're all dreadful. They're girlfriends are all alienated and unsatisfied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Goals rain like autumn leaves caught by a zephyr Fans' shouts echo across windswept terraces The scent of wet grass brings memories unbidden This is our labour This is our labour ^^^^^^ that's a bad football poem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 McDonald, McDonald, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut. (repeat) ^ Song for Scott Mcdonald. (to the tune of the Fast Food Rockers song, obvs.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 There once was a poster named Magee Who lost the rag regularly Celtic are his life He hammered his wife But i still like him more than JohnnyC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 There once was a poster named Magee Who lost the rag regularly Celtic are his life He hammered his wife But i still like him more as 8Mileee FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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