Honey

[Fide]

Sounds like you're a swallower

Grimbo.

FTFY

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

Whenever I want honey I dispatch my hat wearing whip toting archaeologist friend to raid an Egyptian tomb or two, the aged stuff is really good on toast.

[tamthebam]

Great band, saw them supporting the New Fast Automatic Daffodils at Chevys in 1991.

My dad had an automatic Daffodil which was neither new nor particularly fast. Do I win a jar of honey?

[Lisa Cuddy]

Maybe I was on to something after all:

New Zealand-based Steens employs more than half a billion bees and says its most potent honey can be used to help heal burns and sores, as well as to aid digestion and rehydrate skin when used as a face mask.[/size]

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/the-manuka-honey-scandal-9577344.html[/size]

I thought it was fairly common knowledge that honey is brilliant for certain wounds. Nurses use medical grade honey all the time.

[Unleash The Nade]

I thought it was fairly common knowledge that honey is brilliant for certain wounds. Nurses use medical grade honey all the time.

By the size of some of them, they also eat shit loads of it

[philpy]

Good for hayfever as well.

[Unleash The Nade]

Good for hayfever as well.

Only if its honey from local bees

[Lisa Cuddy]

For wrestling?

If it helps you sleep, yes.

[Fide]

I thought it was fairly common knowledge that honey is brilliant for certain wounds. Nurses use medical grade honey all the time.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=nurses+using+honey

[Swarley]

If it helps you sleep, yes.

[Shandon Par]

I thought it was fairly common knowledge that honey is brilliant for certain wounds. Nurses use medical grade honey all the time.

You've probably cause a stampede at A&E departments across the land as hoardes of P&Bers turn up with spurious injuries, asking if the nurses can pour some honey on them.

[Mr Rational]

There's a shop outside Taupo that sells all different types of honey, about 20 different types but strangely enough no Manuka honey.

The reason is - you can sell the stuff for a much higher price to mugs up here.

So I bought a jar of Pahutikawa honey instead for half the price.

[Enigma]

For wrestling?

Sumo, going by the size of some of them...

[killienick]

Loads of bandages come with Manuka honey in them nowadays. Just buy one of them for a couple of quid and squeeze it over your toast to give it a try. Alternatively look through the bins for one outside the hospital and scrape off any flakey green bits.

I'm here to help.

[Lisa Cuddy]

By the size of some of them, they also eat shit loads of it

Sumo, going by the size of some of them...

Once you've squeezed a load out on an oozing gash, you don't look at it in quite the same way. Matron.

[Fide]

Once you've squeezed a load out on an oozing gash, you don't look at it in quite the same way. Matron.

You don't half talk mucky, you.

[Lisa Cuddy]

You don't half talk mucky, you.

I'm right good at it and all.

[Scary Bear]

Always thought about the Manuka stuff but I doubt it would be worth it. Might have to shoplift a jar to try it.

Cheap honey is really shite tasting though.

'mon the bees.

I stick the Sainsburys own hard set honey on my Weetabix. Tastes fine to me.

[Scary Bear]

You sick b*****d. Take a long hard look at your life.

If I was paying for the expensive stuff I'd just feel bad at being ripped off. To my shame, I am now eating Aldi's own version of Weetabix too. I can tell the difference, as the cereal is a bit more gritty, but I'm getting used to it.

The wife's friends seem to have convinced her that this austerity thing is real. As a result I have been downgraded from Sainsburys and real brands to fecking Aldi. Life just isn't fair. Her pals aren't exactly the Brains Trust either.