Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 10 for appearance. Nothing else matters. ^^^^^clearly lacking personality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Personality - 7.5Appearance - 5.5Driving ability - 8Footballing ability - 7.5Cuntery - 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Personality - 7 Appearance - 7 Driving - 6 Footballing ability - 7 Cuntery - 8 I'm a reasonably chirpy, up for a laugh guy I guess. Been told a little too cheeky at times, but hey what's life without risks. Plus I've got a devilishly sick sense of humour and if someone is the same they'll totally get me. Pretty good looking I've been told, albeit if I looked my age I'd be a mark or two higher, the fact I still look about 17 is a slight issue. I'll be killing it in 15 years time if my dads aging curve is anything to go by. Been told I drive like someone who does my job, which isn't a good thing. If I was fitter I'd be better at football, but the brain and technique are still there, just not the stamina. Ohh aye and I'm a real c**t at times, like harshly so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DensParkNumber1 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Personality - 6 ( im apparently quite funny) Appearance - 5 ( need to lose some pounds to improve )Driving ability - 6 ( been driving over a year now with no points, not bad considering im up and down the A90 5 days a week)Footballing ability - 0.5 ( fecking useless)Cuntery - 3 ( quite laid back normally only really a c**t when being competitve, brother and friends say im a bad winner) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Personality - 2 Can't be arsed making small talk and pretending I'm interested in what others are saying. Appearance -1 Quasimodo takes me with him to make him look good. Driving ability - 9 Although very seldom anyone else in the car to dispute this fact. Football ability -1 That doesn't stop me telling others what their doing wrong of course. Cuntery - Scotland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Personality - 6 I'm pretty marmite I think, once people have got to know me they generally enjoy my company but at the same time I can be a right fucking oddball at times. People who don't "get" me must think I'm aspergers. Appearance - 7 I'd say I'm above average, yeah, despite looking pre-pubescent. Driving ability - 0 I can't drive. Footballing ability - 6 I'm good for the level of the guys I play with, but that's just because I'm a fast runner. I'd probably get molested if I played someone decent. Cuntery - 8 I'm an utter wankstain. Lie constantly,blame others, bitch about everyone and am probably a bit self centred. Great guy apart from that though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateDAFC Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Personality - 4 Appearance - 6Driving ability - 10 (Fucking Dece)Footballing ability - 2 (Generous)Cuntery - 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateDAFC Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Personality - 8 Quite funny and inappropriate and never a problem socialising Appearance - 9 Attractive although pretty fat and balding (despite a horrendous amount of body hair), cleft palate, squint eye, acne, yellow teeth and large jewish nose but my i get told i have lovely ears Driving ability - 6 Bashed a wing mirror the other day but haven't driven much in past year Footballing ability - 8 Ability is there the fitness and effort is certainly not Cuntery - 8 I am a bit of a cut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Personality - 10: I have a personality. It might be shit, but it's still a personality. Appearance - 10: I have an appearance. I might be fugly, but it's still an appearance. Driving ability - 10: I passed my driving test despite driving the wrong way down a one way street. Football ability - 0: Picked last every time. And went to a rugby school. Was actually not bad in goals, but being 3ft tall was a hindrance. Cuntery - 0: I end every "edgy" statement on P+B with a smiley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Personality - 7Appearance - dropping fast since the start of fatherhoodDriving ability - 1Footballing ability - 6Cuntery - 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Personality - 6 I'm actually not a bad lad away from the politics sub-forumAppearance - 6.5. Tall, good metabolism. I'd say I'm a little above averagely good looking.Driving ability - 7. Wrote off the first 2 cars I had within a year of each other. Fucking exemplary since, chamon.Footballing ability - 6. Not too bad on the left wing.Cuntery - 6 See first answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Personality - 4 Keep myself to myself whenever possible Appearance - 9 I am incredibly vain. Driving ability - 9 I'm a saddo petrolhead, have done trackdays, racing tuition etcFootballing ability - 4 I'm not bad at doing tricks but felt a full 90 minutes was too long to be away from fags and booze. Used to keep my tabs and a couple of bottles of beer in my kitbag at the side of the pitch. Being a wing-wizard whilst smoking and boozing was my main talent.Cuntery - 5. I was born in Scunthorpe and one of my old uni tutors used to call me "the man who put the c@nt in Scunthorpe" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Personality - 10: I have a personality. It might be shit, but it's still a personality. Appearance - 10: I have an appearance. I might be fugly, but it's still an appearance. Driving ability - 10: I passed my driving test despite driving the wrong way down a one way street. Football ability - 0: Picked last every time. And went to a rugby school. Was actually not bad in goals, but being 3ft tall was a hindrance. Cuntery - 0: I end every "edgy" statement on P+B with a smiley. ^^^^ two conclusions can be drawn from this. Either 1) the standard of driving instructor in the South West is shite. Which would explain the number of twats who drive on the A75. Or 2) you shagged the driving instructor,didn't you...?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latapythelegend Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Personality - 5 Appearance - 6 Driving Ability - 8 Footballing Ability - 8 Cunteey - 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Personality - a glowing 9.Appearance - 6.5. I do try, I go to the gym and all but I'm just not particularly good looking. Driving Ability - 10. Footballing Ability - 6.Cuntery - 7. I can peak to a 9 if needs be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Personality - 8 Appearance - 8 Driving ability - 3 Footballing ability - 6 Cuntery - 1 Basically a great c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Personality : 7 (anyone that can string a coherent sentence together is probably at least a 5 and I'm a bit better than that). Appearance : 7 (despite being quite old now, no one believes that I'm actually middle aged) Driving ability : 2 (bit rubbish to be honest, especially going backwards) Footballing ability : (then 6, now 3 due diminished athleticism but still quite good at set pieces) Cuntery : 0 (I might be a twat sometimes but never a c**t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mixed Donner Hoagie Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Personality: 8. I get on well with most people Appearance: 8. Only ride 8's or above Driving Ability: 9. Spend all winter driving a gritter and snowplough so say I'm pretty competent Footballing Ability: 5. Picked last at 7's from time to time Cuntery: 8. Can be a real b*****d, not malicious but I do have an very mischievous alter ego when MWI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Personality - 5 Appearance - 5 Driving ability - 8 Footballing ability - 1 Cuntbaggery - 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Needs a bit of work, but I could be persuaded to buy a P&B Top Trumps set. Div needs to work on his merchandising anyway. The laddie who used to do those MS Paint pictures would need to do the artwork for each Box Office poster, however. Would be a thing of beauty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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