P45 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 There are some unbelievably shite drivers out there. From the rage inducing slow b*****ds, to the impatient c***s who are desperate to overtake just to sit at the lights 50 yards ahead, I think it's getting worse. Some nugget today didn't fancy sitting in a 50 car queue to join the motorway so he drove up the wrong side of the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 There are some unbelievably shite drivers out there. From the rage inducing slow b*****ds, to the impatient c***s who are desperate to overtake just to sit at the lights 50 yards ahead, I think it's getting worse. Some nugget today didn't fancy sitting in a 50 car queue to join the motorway so he drove up the wrong side of the road. Bloody motorists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 BMW drivers are all twats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Mercedes drivers are all rich twats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 For some reason they get worse at this time of year. (And I don't mean them being steaming or shite conditions) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Mercedes drivers are all rich twats. Audi drivers are wannabe rich twats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Wummin drivers go berserk at Crimbo. Fecking a whole year to buy a few presents and cook a dinner. Instead they scream about in those wee motors from one shopping centre to another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 BMW drivers are all twats. Agreed. As I was driving home last night, there was one of the BMW space-car things who was going well under the speed limit, fair enough there might be children in the back, so caution is the name of the game. As the road approached a dual carriageway, I moved out into the outside lane and began overtaking(again under or just at the speed limit). The nutter in the car then started blasting their horn at me and being generally road aggressive, as I completed the overtaking maneourve. All because my shitey old banger of a car, overtook their fancy new one. As we sat at the traffic lights further up the road I indicated to the driver that I thought they were an absolute psycho and this saw them completely lose their minds by beeping the horn all the way as they passed me(doing higher than the speed limit), forcing them to stop halfway out onto a roundabout to give way, then blasting it up the road at 70mph in a 50 zone. Heads gone I fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 They're saying this is lining up to be the warmest December in 70 years: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/12052904/UK-on-high-air-pollution-alert-amid-Saharan-dust-cloud-warning.html Every single thread you take off topic with some tedious link to either the weather, what was number one or an aeroplane. Do you get cash for clicks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Anyone used any de-icer this winter? Yes. Now f**k off, ya boring c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 What is it you do, Günther? Stick driving home from Zurich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergie's no1 fan Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Now that every new car has daytime running lights built into them some stupid c*nts think they are headlights and don't bother turning their proper lights on. It's a nightmare this time of year, especially when it was foggy last week. Seriously, how thick are these folk? Was driving behind a Fiat 500 yesterday (yes a young girl was at the wheel, probably on her way to the stables where daddy keeps her horses) and all 4 of her tyres were completley bald. Was quite worried because the road was wet, it wouldn't have taken to much for her to lose control at a roundabout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 What is it you do, Günther? Stick driving home from Zurich. Moans like f**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Agreed. As I was driving home last night, there was one of the BMW space-car things who was going well under the speed limit, fair enough there might be children in the back, so caution is the name of the game. As the road approached a dual carriageway, I moved out into the outside lane and began overtaking(again under or just at the speed limit). The nutter in the car then started blasting their horn at me and being generally road aggressive, as I completed the overtaking maneourve. All because my shitey old banger of a car, overtook their fancy new one. As we sat at the traffic lights further up the road I indicated to the driver that I thought they were an absolute psycho and this saw them completely lose their minds by beeping the horn all the way as they passed me(doing higher than the speed limit), forcing them to stop halfway out onto a roundabout to give way, then blasting it up the road at 70mph in a 50 zone. Heads gone I fear. You should have signalled him to pull over and then proceeded to kick the fucking shite out of him. IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Yes. Now f**k off, ya boring c**t. Flyer is like a one man sleeping tablet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 BMW drivers are all twats. As one of them, i have to respectfully disagree. The worst drivers are 30 somethings driving 2.0 vectras while going through some form of mental crisis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Bus drivers are utter scum Just saying Fare enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 16, 2015 Author Share Posted December 16, 2015 I get the impression that people are maniacal cause they are stressed out tae f**k. I had to wind doon the window to shout at some old guy the other week after he tried to force me out of my lane cause in his opinion "the camber of the road means I should change lane". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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