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alta-pete Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 50 minutes ago, Elric said: There was a similar joke about how the idea of cleanliness in the 70s was picking yer da’s pubes off the bar of Imperial Leather in the bath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GordonD Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 But my suitcase is extremely pissed off that he's not going on holiday this year. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 @thetoriesonhere 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Leewood said: I saw some guy wearing a t-shirt today that had the following print on it. I don't have any need for Google.... as my wife knows fukin EVERYTHING! I own that t-shirt and proudly wear it when she is in a bad mood, it's pretty worn out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry, I'll return. 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry, I'll return.When my wife told me she was kicking me out because of my obsession with only fools and horses. I said i will fetch my suitcase from the van. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 An old drunk is on his way into a bar when a nun standing outside the bar suddenly speaks to him. "Your drinking is the easy road to evil and damnation. Drink will pollute your body and soul. Give up the foul spirits and live a better life !". The drunk looks at her and asks "How do you know that drinking is so bad for you ?". The nun looks puzzled and shrugs. The drunk says "Have you ever even tried a drink ?". The nun admits she hasn't, so the drunk tells her "Listen, I'll go into the bar and order myself a drink and I'll get one for you too. I'll bring it out here and you can taste it yourself and see that alcohol is nothing bad.". The nun reluctantly agrees, but says, "I don't want anybody out here getting the wrong idea about me, so would you mind bringing me the drink in a paper cup ?". The drunk agrees to this and goes inside. At the bar he tells the bartender "Give me a double shot of whisky, and a second half shot in a paper cup." The bartender groans and says "Is that bloody nun out there again ?" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BillyAnchor Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 News station tells it like it is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 News station tells it like it is Absolutely. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Absolutely. Further evidence of possible corruption. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arch Stanton Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 This morning I was at the funeral of a chicken that had recently been decapitated . It was incredibly moving. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Why did the piece of cheese get kicked out of the band?? He failed to turn up for the brie-hersals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Roses are red, Bees live in a hive. Nae service, mate, Its quarter to five. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 15 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: News station tells it like it is Count to 1 Million thread for this pish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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