RiffRaff Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 What do you call a Star Wars Android that takes the long way. R2Detour 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 North Korea have just launched a missile with the range to get to New York. That's worrying. If it can make it there it can make it anywhere. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 I hear that orthodontists might be going on strike. Brace yourselves. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 My wife's been reading all the words beginning with S in the dictionary. I think she's up to something. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 A festive joke- What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. Happy holidays everyone! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 My local outdoors shop is having a massive sale on camping equipment. Its the winter of discount tents. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 What's the difference between Woody and a priest? Spoiler Woody goes limp when a child enters the room. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 I can't believe they sacked me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Arch Stanton Posted December 23, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 23, 2022 A Minister, Priest and a rabbit go to donate blood. The nurse says to the rabbit "and what blood group are you?" He replies "I think I'm a type O". 33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BillyAnchor Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 9 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: The boy at the back must be a half-Nelson. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Two cows in a field:- Cow 1: Moooooo Cow 2: Ya b*****d! I was about to say that! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Two cows on a field and one says "What fo you think about this mad cow disease then?". The other replies "Doesn't bother me as I am a toaster.". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Two fish in a tank. One says, "You drive and I'll fire the gun." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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