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43 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

Is Mick Stubbles any good?
Sue Barker keeps mentioning him at Wimbledon, but I've never seen him play.

That took a wee while but I got there

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My brother’s Bird of Prey just contracted Bird Flu and he wants me to hide him from the Authorities because they have said it should be euthanised. 

I’ve told him I can’t help.

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He is making an ill-eagle request

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1 minute ago, Old Diamond said:

And in other news, King Charles has been advised not to attend any public events in the USA.  In view of recent events he is considered an easy target.

Andy Smith has been put in protective custody

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