Oscar P Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 I see Tom Hanks is in Self Isolation, and I hear he is really good in it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 A famous opera singer, best known for her portrayal of Brunnhilde in Wagner's Ring Cycle, has been diagnosed with Corona virus. She will be self-immolating.Fellow cast members have gone into self Isolde-ation and self Tristanation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Something to do with this That was wuvley. Mel Blanc explains everything simply. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 I went to the doctors. He said 'I'd like you to lie on the couch'.I said 'What for?'He said 'I'd like to sweep the floor' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Knock, Knock. It's a shithole in Ireland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 I bought a Scrabble game from a charity shop, I got home to find all the tiles missing, there are no words...………………. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Van Tee Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 People in the UK are now only allowed to go outside for one form of exercise a day. Tricky time to be training for a triathlon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lee Van Tee Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Prince Charles has tested positive for COVID -19. Sorry Charles, but you would insist on pumping an old bat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 3 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Is that Gary Mackay-Stevens in middle of the river? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Van Tee Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Meghan 'bans' Prince Harry from seeing his Dad. I wasn't aware that James Hewitt had tested positive for Corona as well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Warning. If you get an email with Knock Knock in the subject line, don't answer it It's the jehovah's witnesses working from home 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Lee Van Tee said: Meghan 'bans' Prince Harry from seeing his Dad. I wasn't aware that James Hewitt had tested positive for Corona as well. A variation on this one "going around" Prince William - "Hi Harry. Dad has COVID-19." Prince Harry - "Yours might have but... " 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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