scottsdad Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 1 minute ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: Is it mathematics, your field? You could always work it out with a pencil.. I've heard there's a movie coming out about it, too. It hasn't come out yet. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 2 hours ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: Is it mathematics, your field? You could always work it out with a pencil.. Nah, in the toilet he uses that to rub one out. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 Today I bought an LP called "Insect Noises". As a wasp enthusiast I was really disappointed that the sound wasn't right. It was then I realised I had put on the bee side. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hk blues Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 On 28/04/2022 at 22:59, scottsdad said: I've heard there's a movie coming out about it, too. It hasn't come out yet. I believe it's being released at the same time as "Premature Ejaculation" - it's coming soon I hear. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 15 minutes ago, hk blues said: I believe it's being released at the same time as "Premature Ejaculation" - it's coming soon I hear. It came out already. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: It came out already. Too Soon! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 Well that was a bit of an anticlimax…. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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